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Getting really tired of living with women

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So apparently it is a huge atrocity that I don't lick every morsel of peanut butter off of the knife. Even though I never ever ask or expect my gf's sister to clean the kitchen, as I generally do it, but she takes it on herself and then bitches that I don't lick my peanut butter utensil clean. I soaked the sh!t in dish soap with some other utensils, give it a 2-second scrub and it'll be perfectly clean. And of course my gf jumps up my ass about it too. It is fvcking peanut butter

Oh, but god forbid either of them fill up the Brita water container. Everytime I take water out, I pour a full cup in to make up for what I took. By the time they're done filling their cups, the damn thing is near empty and I have to refill it. Now I don't say anything because its too stupid for me to bother with, but by god they'll assault me over the damn peanut butter.

Let's not get started with how the colonies of hair migrate from my gf's head to the shower drain when she showers, and she leaves them there all the time. I don't say a damn word until they bitch at me about this stupid sh!t, but god-motherfvckin-damn. :|
 
You live with your gf and her sister? Dude, your more stupid than the guy who posted to ask whether we have 50 or 51 states!
 
Originally posted by: preslove
You live with your gf and her sister? Dude, your more stupid than the guy who posted to ask whether we have 50 or 51 states!
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Ask them to write down a list of things that you do that they wish you didn't, and things that you don't do that they wish you did. Then see what you can do to make a compromise. And if they start piling things on you (chores, bills, etc), then demonstrate your authority, stand your ground, and divide everything up in a suited manner. Don't let them take the authority from you, because if you do, they will take that as far as they can, and when you finally try to take back your authority it will cause a huge power struggle.

I'm not saying be controlling and dominating, but be assertive and hold your ground. If you have a problem with something that is going on, talk about it, if it's getting to the point where it's dividing the unity, then something needs to be said, because a divided house will fall. The quicker you get everything figured out, the better. And the sooner you establish your position the easier things will be. You might be met with resistance at first, but persevere and get back what is rightfully yours. Your testicles.
 
I've lived with women and they bitch when you keep things dirty for like a day but have no problems doing it themselves. This is from personal experience.
 
hmm turn in your man card.

you blew your chance at sisters, now get back in the kitchen bisch and refill your brita?!?!


 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: preslove
You live with your gf and her sister? Dude, your more stupid than the guy who posted to ask whether we have 50 or 51 states!
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someone needs to link the thread... i can't believe that.
 
Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: preslove
You live with your gf and her sister? Dude, your more stupid than the guy who posted to ask whether we have 50 or 51 states!
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someone needs to link the thread... i can't believe that.
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I agree. Linkage?
 
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
I'll trade situations with you.

I have a conversation with a real-life female about...once a month...

if that...
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and even then, it's the automated voice from AT&T because they screwed up your telephone bill?
 
Originally posted by: RallyMaster
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
I'll trade situations with you.

I have a conversation with a real-life female about...once a month...

if that...
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and even then, it's the automated voice from AT&T because they screwed up your telephone bill?
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Well, now that wouldn't be in real life now, would it?
 
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