wait. i got a better idea.
what you need to do is go gonzo on the police. drive really fast past the police station laying on your horn. you should be doing as close to 110mph as possible. when the police give chase, lead them on a 3 hour minimum high speed pursuit. when they are close to catching you quickly take some drugs so you can't feel pain, and then when you get pulled over resist arrest and fight the police. then after they kick the crap out of you, hire johnny co......errr.
no wait he's dead. nevermind.