Getting our (mixed) drink on?

[kyzen]

I know mixed drinks aren't (always) known for being the best ways to get drunk quickly, but that's what I'm looking for here. My girlfriend hates beer, can't do shots of anything stronger than Pucker, and gets sick if she spends several hours drinking sickly sweet beverages.

However, if we were to drink just a few potent drinks very quickly, I think it would work out.

So, my ATOT alcoholic friends, what do you suggest? I have an array of vodkas, rums, sodas, syrups, and kooliad mixes at home, and am willing to go drop another $50 or so on more booze or mixers. We're hoping to get plastered, then walk to a movie theater and see one of Hollywoods latest abominations tonight, so you have 2 hours to fill my head with alcoholic ideas


EDIT: Pics of girlfriend will be posted only if I'm drunk

Double Edit: The easier the drinks are to down (i.e., the harder the are to taste), the better

 

[K1052]

rum + cherry coke zero

 

[Canai]

vodka + snapple + carbonated green tea soda.

No preservatives or artificial ingredients.

Also try organic concord grape juice and vodka.

 

[James Bond]

Washington Apple:

1pt Crown Royale
1pt Sour Apple Pucker
1pt Cranberry Juice

I usually throw a bunch in a pitcher with a couple smashed up apples, then will touch it up until it tastes "right"

 

[funkymatt]

everclear mixed with tequilla.

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
everclear mixed with tequilla.

Wow, thinking about that even makes me a little queasy, and I've done shots of Everclear before

 

[Canai]

Does she like wine?

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: Canai
Does she like wine?

She does; I, for the most part, don't.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: kyzen

Originally posted by: Canai
Does she like wine?

She does; I, for the most part, don't.

Get her some rose or white zin and get yourself a 6 pack of man fuel ?

Edit: and when you finish that, break out the bottles and mix away

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: Tizyler
Washington Apple:

1pt Crown Royale
1pt Sour Apple Pucker
1pt Cranberry Juice

I usually throw a bunch in a pitcher with a couple smashed up apples, then will touch it up until it tastes "right"

I'd have to 2nd this recommendation.

 

[djheater]

Vodka\Tonic


Or, if she's not a complete wuss, a kamikaze.
2 parts Vodka
3/4-1 part triple sec
juice of half a lime... you can use less, but I reccomend more.

 

[clamum]

Gin and tonic w/ a bit of lime juice
Vodka and cranberry juice
Vodka and grapefruit juice
Long Island Iced Tea

 

[AmerDoux]

Vodka & Limeade. Simple and not too sweet or too sour.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: Tizyler
Washington Apple:

1pt Crown Royale
1pt Sour Apple Pucker
1pt Cranberry Juice

I usually throw a bunch in a pitcher with a couple smashed up apples, then will touch it up until it tastes "right"

that sounds good, peach snapps instead of pucker and you've got a royal fuck shot.


I would highly recommend Cherry Vodka Sours, just need vodka, grenadine, and sweet n sour mix. Very good stuff.

Alternatively, any dark soda + Dr Magillicuddy's French Kiss is incredible.

 

[TwiceOver]

Rum + A&W Root Beer

Start 1/2 + 1/2 and by the end of the night you'll probably be drinking almost straight Rum.

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: Tizyler
Washington Apple:

1pt Crown Royale
1pt Sour Apple Pucker
1pt Cranberry Juice

I usually throw a bunch in a pitcher with a couple smashed up apples, then will touch it up until it tastes "right"

that sounds good, peach snapps instead of pucker and you've got a royal fuck shot.


I would highly recommend Cherry Vodka Sours, just need vodka, grenadine, and sweet n sour mix. Very good stuff.

Alternatively, any dark soda + Dr Magillicuddy's French Kiss is incredible.

Ok, what the hell is Dr Magillicuddy's French Kiss?

 

[gooseman]

Two words, Vodka/Ice

 

[MixMasterTang]

Vodka and Pomegranate juice. I prefer the Black Cherry Pomegranate juice from Costco, some of the Pomegranate by itself doesn't mix as well.

 

[Kirby]

Aristocrat + Fruit Punch Kool Aid

 

[Trey22]

Yucca. Look it up, plastered before you even know it.

But, probably don't have time to make it... but try it at some point, it won't disappoint!

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: kyzen

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: Tizyler
Washington Apple:

1pt Crown Royale
1pt Sour Apple Pucker
1pt Cranberry Juice

I usually throw a bunch in a pitcher with a couple smashed up apples, then will touch it up until it tastes "right"

that sounds good, peach snapps instead of pucker and you've got a royal fuck shot.


I would highly recommend Cherry Vodka Sours, just need vodka, grenadine, and sweet n sour mix. Very good stuff.

Alternatively, any dark soda + Dr Magillicuddy's French Kiss is incredible.

Ok, what the hell is Dr Magillicuddy's French Kiss?

Vanilla Schnapps pretty much. I like a little, but if you mix it half and half with coke or DP (I prefer DP) it is easy to drink and will sneak up on you like a son of a bitch. $15 for a 750, at the local discount liquor store I found it for $11 though.

 

[MasterOfKtulu109]

grape/cherry koolaid packets + orange soda + vodka


thats what we make at our parties, and the girls are wasted in no time (you can put 2 or 3 shots of vodka in a cupful and won't taste a thing, so be careful how strong you make it).

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: MasterOfKtulu109
grape/cherry koolaid packets + orange soda + vodka


thats what we make at our parties, and the girls are wasted in no time (you can put 2 or 3 shots of vodka in a cupful and won't taste a thing, so be careful how strong you make it).

How much koolaid? the whole packet?

 

[Fern]

Long Island Ice Tea (google for recipe), or

Red Goddamnits (Everclear and Hawaiian Punch), Throw in some fruit chunks too.

Fern

 

[scott916]

4/5 of an ounce 70 proof southern comfort (or 100 if you dont mind the burn)
1/5 oz lime juice. shoot. repeat.
do it right and they taste like jolly ranchers. gets you shitty so fast you don't even realize it before you stop. :laugh: