Getting new carpet laid

[BrokenVisage]

How does one do it? Do I need a whole team?

 

[zinfamous]

Oh, I knew what this was going to be.

:thumbsdown:/10

 

[Blackjack200]

heh.

This will get locked, but I enjoyed it.

 

[SandEagle]

2 mexicans, one loser

 

[Glitchny]

haha I figured this was a parody attempt

0/10

 

[IronWing]

I'm in my forties and I've never laid new carpet. I don't like black carpet nor thick pile either.

 

[Blackjack200]

I'm in my forties and I've never laid new carpet. I don't like black carpet nor thick pile either.

If you think it's too difficult to do on your own at this point, you can just pay a professional.

 

[BrokenVisage]

What's a parody thread? I just want to get it laid. 🙁 😛

 

[IronWing]

If you think it's too difficult to do on your own at this point, you can just pay a professional.

I've laid old carpet before and let me tell you it's hard on the knees.

 

[Tristicus]

Knew it was a parody.

 

[JasonCoder]

Question for OP: have you considered going carpet-less? Or do you prefer a good shag?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Question for OP: have you considered going carpet-less? Or do you prefer a good shag?

Nothing beats a carpet-less shag! Of course I wouldn't know. 🙁

 

[Blackjack200]

I've laid old carpet before and let me tell you it's hard on the knees.

You have to be careful with the old carpets because you can't stretch them as much as the new carpets.

 

[Kadarin]

If the carpet's really new, then it's probably illegal in most states to have an entire team lay it.