Getting my first professional massage in an hour...

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: psianime
It's evil... how can you NOT get a hard on when a girl is rubbing you.. except for a reletive or a ugly girl.

-psianime

LMAO So then do you sport wood at the doctor too?

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.

Actually, I'm the only geek. I work in a corporate consulting office.

Then she's probably saying "Why the fvck do i have to give a massage to this geek when that mail boy is so much hotter."

I am sure you will leave a ding on the massage table anyways..
a woman touching close to the part even if she is ugly will give any man a boneeer

edit: and no, i am not a virgin with pimples (probably got laid than most on this forum)... it's just a fact !!!

 

[Jugernot]

Wahhhhhhhhh...... that was nice.

Turns out, it was only semi-clothed afterall. I'm so freaking relaxed now, I just want to goto sleep.

She asked me what I wanted done and I said my shoulders and arms. She then asked me to take off my shirt and lay down face up on massage table while she stepped out of the room. She came back in and started on my shoulders/back, did both arms, then went my back again. Felt great!

The only thing I didn't particularly care for was the lavender (sp?) oil that she used. A little too flowery for me.

I asked and they said this could turn into a weekly thing if the response is good from the staff.

Now, please excuse me while I crawl under my desk and fall asleep.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
She's probably thinking the same thing... why the fvck did they send me to a bunch of geeks and not the football team.

Actually, I'm the only geek. I work in a corporate consulting office.

Then she's probably saying "Why the fvck do i have to give a massage to this geek when that mail boy is so much hotter."

I am sure you will leave a ding on the massage table anyways..
a woman touching close to the part even if she is ugly will give any man a boneeer

edit: and no, i am not a virgin with pimples (probably got laid than most on this forum)... it's just a fact !!!

I guess that's true... George Costanza had 'it' moved during a massage.

 

[RossMAN]

WTF is a pipe clean?

 

[Wduaqnug]

pipe clean =BJ

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
WTF is a pipe clean?

Think back to sex ed class Ross.... now associate pipe with a certain body part. Now if you cleaned that pipe, what would you be doing to it?

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
pipe clean =BJ

Thanks, I thought it might be that but I just thought I'd make sure.

Heck I didn't learn about "tossing a salad" 'till a few years ago.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: coldcut
Nice, I want a professional massage or pipe clean.

Uh, are the two...related?

You've never had a massage before eh.

 

[TheBloodguard]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Heck I didn't learn about "tossing a salad" 'till a few years ago.

Oh man, I didn't know what that meant and I had to go and do a websearch. Wish I didn't!

 

[Jugernot]

Heh, looks like I was the only guy to take advantage.

Ohh well, I'll take a relaxing massage over sitting at my desk anyday of the week.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
pipe clean =BJ

Thanks, I thought it might be that but I just thought I'd make sure.

Heck I didn't learn about "tossing a salad" 'till a few years ago.

So, did you get your salad tossed or did you toss someone else's.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
pipe clean =BJ

Thanks, I thought it might be that but I just thought I'd make sure.

Heck I didn't learn about "tossing a salad" 'till a few years ago.

So, did you get your salad tossed or did you toss someone else's.

LOL

Neither, thank you very much.