Getting marijuana out of the system

[Roshan]

I smoked weed last wednesday, so about a week ago. I just found out that I will probably be needing to take a drug test in a few days. This was about my tenth time smoking weed in my life. Does anybody know what products I can buy to get rid of the marijuana out of my system as quickly as possible. Somebody suggested DETOX. Does this work and what exactly do I need to get to clear the THC out of my body.

 

[geckojohn]

jeez, good luck!:thumbsup:

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

absolutely nothing, really

unless you smoke regularly (once a week or so) it won't show up.

if you're really nervous, drink pickle juice, cranberry juice, lots of water, and get drunk the night before. anything that cleans out your system or makes you pee alot.

i blaze like so. cali and pickle juice and water always keep me employed.

 

[Sheepathon]

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[Colt45]

You'll be fine

 

[MBentz]

Lots of water, and pray they dont take a sample of hair.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
absolutely nothing, really

unless you smoke regularly (once a week or so) it won't show up.

if you're really nervous, drink pickle juice, cranberry juice, lots of water, and get drunk the night before. anything that cleans out your system or makes you pee alot.

i blaze like so. cali and pickle juice and water always keep me employed.

I usually stick to drinking bleach and drano :thumbsup:

 

[Ns1]

120oz of water 1 hour before the test

worked for me, 4 days after

 

[yokomo]

yea I was gonna mention the hair thing. that is a dead give away... A friend of mine did the 5 gallons of water in 24hours and passed but that is hard to do man... good luck.

 

[DVad3r]

Drink 5 liters of water a day and do mad cardio...then the day before the drug test, pig out on mass junk food and coffee and fats etc...your test results will be sooo extreme...their gonna be like WTF !!!

 

[bjc112]

Body weight and metaboliism play a huge roll as well..

Lots of water, asprin and a creatine supplement help if you are going to drink lots of water..

Dilution will be come a problem if you just OVERLOAD on water..

 

[magomago]

5 gallons isn't THAT bad. just fill it ahead of time and drink 24 ounce every 30 minutes

 

[Gurck]

If you're not a regular smoker, it gets out of your system relatively quickly. If your'e taking a drug test ~1.5 weeks after smoking it for the 10th time in your life, assuming the other 9 times weren't also all recent, you can take the test with no worries and pass it. For regular smokers, there're herbal cleansers available in smokeshops and through online order. They taste godawful and won't get it out of your system completely - but they will cleanse you of it for the few-hour period in which you take your test. I've passed tests using these when I was a daily smoker. The water method will only work if they're not specifically looking for it. It's a free, widely known way of passing tests and so some of the more thorough places will look for it. It won't make you fail if they know you're doing it, but it won't make you pass either. The cleansers I mentioned will fortify the urine so that this isn't apparent.

 

[sandorski]

Have an accident the day of the test.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Go to your local GNC and ask one of those guys.

And what is this hair thing you guys are talking about?

The best way to get it out of your system: don't put it in your system to begin with

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
The best way to get it out of your system: don't put it in your system to begin with

In fear = an awful way to live life...

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
The best way to get it out of your system: don't put it in your system to begin with

In fear = an awful way to live life...

Wait, what? Are you defending my point?