You need some level of skepticism and intelligence to navigate gratis Windows downloads, but I don't know about "smart as hell". I never had issues, but I always preferred libre software, downloaded from legit sites.
I don't have to deal with any of that crap anymore. I can access everything I need from my package manager.
Not to kick-off Win vs. Linux topic but I just have to note:
1. Bought Itunes tv series I couldn't get anywhere else so that locks me to Windows.
2. I've found WIndows 8.1 to be fantastically easy to setup for EFI firmwares and installing all of my drivers on my NVIDIA Optimus system.
3. Office 2013 is actually quite, quite nice.
4. Myriad other nit-picky things.
But like I said I'm downloading a debian based distro too so I'm just torn on what to do. I have accomodated and compromised more than I thought I ever would by using Windows 8.1. It's an awful UI but I can use it...
By the way I am reformatting because Windows 8.1 broke itself so hard I can't even believe it. Seemed like a .NET component failure because .NET programs didn't work right so I did an Online image restorehealth via DISM and an SFC /SCANNOW but those did not find anything wrong.
Basically guys, any .exe file I tried to run would return a Class not Registered error. I was up till 3am in the morning fixing it but to no avail. I am good but not this good. I don't think it was a virus, couldn't find anything via scanners.
I guess I will start making frequent backups because the unimaginable happened. My computer inexplicably broke. Never happened before and am dumbfounded.