Getting caught while masturbating?

[Siva]

My sister walked in on me having sex once, that was awkward....

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
What's with all the jizzed filled threads lately?

Full moon out?

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: tfinch2
so many close stories...but never caught red handed

Wouldn't that be hairy-handed?

 

[Looney]

LOL 20+ posts and nobody has owned up to it? Here's a bodybuilding board where the same thread ballooned... i guess bodybuilders are just more self-confident in themselves.

Mom ever caught you milking the lizard?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Hardcore
LOL 20+ posts and nobody has owned up to it? Here's a bodybuilding board where the same thread ballooned... i guess bodybuilders are just more self-confident in themselves.

Mom ever caught you milking the lizard ?">http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...8&amp;highlight=lizard</a>

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...8&amp;highlight=lizard

 

[venk]

U suck @ t3h linkage

 

[eigen]

My gf once jerked me while we were on a greyhound bus.The bus was packed.

 

[Looney]

LOL yeah, not sure what the hell happened there, but that was some funky errors.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Ahh Mallrats reference, love that movie.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Masturbation killed my cousin. He was trying to suck his own dick and endup breaking his neck.

 

[yhelothar]

Too many times
My mom took the lock away from my door, and she always barges in to try to catch me doing anything.
But my chair blocks my body, so all she can see is the pr0n on my screen, and never catches me with my dick out.

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
I was caught having sex with my girlfriend in my room once, my mom failed to knock and the crappy lock contraption I had put on my door broke. Horrible experience LOL

naming your hand "girlfriend" is so 5th grade

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Too many times
My mom took the lock away from my door, and she always barges in to try to catch me doing anything.
But my chair blocks my body, so all she can see is the pr0n on my screen, and never catches me with my dick out.

That's disturbing...

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

SHENS^10

y'think?
:thumbsup: