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Getting caught while masturbating?

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Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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Ahh Mallrats reference, love that movie.
 
Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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Masturbation killed my cousin. He was trying to suck his own dick and endup breaking his neck.
 
Too many times 🙁
My mom took the lock away from my door, and she always barges in to try to catch me doing anything.
But my chair blocks my body, so all she can see is the pr0n on my screen, and never catches me with my dick out.
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
I was caught having sex with my girlfriend in my room once, my mom failed to knock and the crappy lock contraption I had put on my door broke. Horrible experience LOL
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naming your hand "girlfriend" is so 5th grade
 
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Too many times 🙁
My mom took the lock away from my door, and she always barges in to try to catch me doing anything.
But my chair blocks my body, so all she can see is the pr0n on my screen, and never catches me with my dick out.
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That's disturbing...
 
Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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SHENS^10
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y'think?
:thumbsup:
 
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