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Getting caught while masturbating?

Never been caught. Had one very close call though when I thought a door was locked and it wasn't.
 
I was jamming NIN "Head Like a Hole" on my stereo, and I was drinking some Crown Royal.

I was buzzed, and figured - hey everybody is out of town - I'll just amuse myself.

Dad had not left yet. 😱

I'm in the middle of floggin' the dolphin, really getting into it, and Dad walks in to tell me to turn down my stereo.

What a mood killer. 😛

He always knowcked afterwards... lesson learned. 🙂
 
Well I never got caught, but I know my dad thinks he caught me.

It was so many years ago...I was putting on the only pair of boxers we had left. This pair was soooooooo small that I had to lie down to pull it up.

I don't even know why I just quit, but I kept going, and I had to put...erhm...that in it. He walked in just as I was about to so it definately looked like I was spilling the genes so-to-speak. I pulled the boxers up so fast that it tore. And man did my acting make it even seem more suspicious.

I threw away that pair not because of the tear, but because now whenever I see the pattern on that hideous thing, I see that situation that I remember clearly.
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I was jamming NIN "Head Like a Hole" on my stereo, and I was drinking some Crown Royal.

I was buzzed, and figured - hey everybody is out of town - I'll just amuse myself.

Dad had not left yet. 😱

I'm in the middle of floggin' the dolphin, really getting into it, and Dad walks in to tell me to turn down my stereo.

What a mood killer. 😛

He always knowcked afterwards... lesson learned. 🙂
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hahahaha

 
I was caught having sex with my girlfriend in my room once, my mom failed to knock and the crappy lock contraption I had put on my door broke. Horrible experience LOL
 
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
 
Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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noone except your cousin! RAT!
 
Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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So all the passengers on the plane were guys?

Somehow I have a hard time believing your story
 
Originally posted by: amcdonald
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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SHENS^10
 
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