Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Happened to me several times...
My then gf and I were caught makin' bacon by our firends. We left the front door unlocked, and they walked into our place. Me and my friends had an open door policy in college. I was plugging away on the sofa, and they walked right in. Startled, I kinda jumped off of the sofa, landing on the floor - on my erect boneage. It hurt like hell. So there I was - whimpering like a little bitch, naked on the floor, covering my injured, yet still erect junk with both hands... naked gf - violated on the sofa...
Good times