Getting back at someone...

[neutralizer]

I know this really annoying guy who keeps pestering me everyday. For example, he keeps talking about writing something in paint on my car and asks everyone where I park my car. And then he keeps saying really stupid things like "I'll pay you money to banal me in the prosaic" or responding to everyone with "yes, ma'am." The last straw was kind was him putting tabasco sauce packets in my hood (this is high school, mind you. people like him are retarded like that) so I had to get him back by smearing his face with an open packet of tabasco sauce because I just got REALLY annoyed. So I need more revenge ideas. So far I've come up with signing him up for spam. Oh and he shares one class with me and he eats lunch where my friends hang out.

 

[Spoooon]

Two words: atomic wedgie

 

[Xionide]

eh, forbidden acronym

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
Two words: atomic wedgie

A WHAT?!

 

[MrAwesome]

You should walk up to him and give him a b!tchslap across the face with the back of your hand. Followed by intensely staring into his eyes. Followed by an even more intense make out session to cut the sexual tension.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
Two words: atomic wedgie

No, this sounds like a case for the dreaded REAR ADMIRAL.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
You should walk up to him and give him a b!tchslap across the face with the back of your hand. Followed by intensely staring into his eyes. Followed by an even more intense make out session to cut the sexual tension.

Everytime he talked in Comp Sci, I've smacked with a file folder. But that doesn't hurt enough, but I guess a b!tchslap would. I don't like the last part.

 

[Lager]

Kick him in the mid-section, (abdonomine). and give him a surprise Stone Cold Stunner (reverse neckbreaker).

You can hit him with this move as much as you want, he won't see it coming.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Kick him in the mid-section, (abdonomine). and give him a surprise Stone Cold Stunner (reverse neckbreaker).

You can hit him with this move as much as you want, he won't see it coming.

Good point, he is a pansy. But don't think that's a bit violent... especially since i'm in high school. How bout something more subtle .

 

[Lager]

You can put mash potato in your mouth and say I'm a zit, and spit it in his face...

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: coldcut
You can put mash potato in your mouth and say I'm a zit, and spit it in his face...

A whole potato? I don't think I can fit a whole one in my mouth, but I'll try with half of one :evil:

 

[Spoooon]

You could kick him in the balls. That'll put him in his place.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Plan B

 

[Lager]

Once he drops the soap, you neutralizer go behind him and....

 

[TheChort]

when he sits to have lunch with you guys, unload an entire packet (or two) of really hot tobasco sauce in his sandwich or burger (when he's not looking.)

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: TheChort
when he sits to have lunch with you guys, unload an entire packet (or two) of really hot tobasco sauce in his sandwich or burger (when he's not looking.)

Funny... I've never seen him eat during lunch. He's always trying to get my friends to debate him because he's on the debate team and all.

I'm not sure if he has any balls.

 

[Siddhartha]

In nineth grade, I got in a fight over a seat in the caferteria. I regret I did this to this day. Do yourself a longterm favor and walk away from this.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
In nineth grade, I got in a fight over a seat in the caferteria. I regret I did this to this day. Do yourself a longterm favor and walk away from this.

I never said I'd fight him. Just doing some very evil things :evil:

Besides, fighting him is unfair. I'd kick his a$$. Obviously I know because he ran like a crazy geese when I went after him with a packet of tabasco sauce to smear on him .

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Just kill him before he breeds and be done with it.

Edit: I should mention that this is a joke I supose. Just in case...

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
In nineth grade, I got in a fight over a seat in the caferteria. I regret I did this to this day. Do yourself a longterm favor and walk away from this.

How long ago was this?

 

[SportSC4]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Just kill him before he breeds and be done with it.

Edit: I should mention that this is a joke I supose. Just in case...

I hope he never breeds. The gene pool doesn't need anymore psychotic debating a$$hats.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: TheChort
when he sits to have lunch with you guys, unload an entire packet (or two) of really hot tobasco sauce in his sandwich or burger (when he's not looking.)

Funny... I've never seen him eat during lunch. He's always trying to get my friends to debate him because he's on the debate team and all.

I'm not sure if he has any balls.

You could get a squirt gun and make it look like he pissed himself. Or get like the most nast colgne or perfume you can find and unskrew the cap and dowuse him with the whole bottle. Or how about whiping him down with something the really stinks or something. Run up behind him with a electric shaver jackass style and give him a new hair dew. Follow him in the bathroom and piss all over him. Use your imagination.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: SportSC4
What did the five fingers say to the face?

"hi b!tch"

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: TheChort
when he sits to have lunch with you guys, unload an entire packet (or two) of really hot tobasco sauce in his sandwich or burger (when he's not looking.)

Funny... I've never seen him eat during lunch. He's always trying to get my friends to debate him because he's on the debate team and all.

I'm not sure if he has any balls.

You could get a squirt gun and make it look like he pissed himself. Or get like the most nast colgne or perfume you can find and unskrew the cap and dowuse him with the whole bottle. Or how about whiping him down with something the really stinks or something. Run up behind him with a electric shaver jackass style and give him a new hair dew. Follow him in the bathroom and piss all over him. Use your imagination.

Ew... I'm not gonna piss on him... and my school's bathroom has enuf piss on the ground that when's its dry... it's sticky... :disgust: