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Getting a massage tomorrow

Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
My wife and I got gift certificates for 1 hour full body massages. I have an appt. for tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous about it. It's a professional "medicinal" type of place (so no happy endings 🙂 ). I've never had one before, and I have to go alone, so what do I expect? Do I have to strip down to a towel? What if it's some big hair guy (or worse, woman!) What if I have a big zit on my back?

Man...I thought these things were supposed to be relaxing! 😕
 
parody thread?

yah, strip down to nothing. wrap a towel around yourself... and lie down. make sure you tell them if they're working you too hard.
 
Sometimes they tell you that if you don't feel comfortable going "the full monty" you can keep your undies on.
 
Oh come on... Every one of those places ends in a happy ending 🙂

EDIT : It wouldnt be a "Full Body massage" if they didnt stroke your member for a while... 🙂
 
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Oh come on... Every one of those places ends in a happy ending 🙂

EDIT : It wouldnt be a "Full Body massage" if they didnt stroke your member for a while... 🙂
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LOL
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one
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They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....
 
i accidently got a "happy finish" from Mimi Spa in southern california last year. me and 2 of my friends, we felt so used...like stupid country boys(from the desert)
 
Originally posted by: Fritz
My wife and I got gift certificates for 1 hour full body massages. I have an appt. for tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous about it. It's a professional "medicinal" type of place (so no happy endings 🙂 ). I've never had one before, and I have to go alone, so what do I expect? Do I have to strip down to a towel? What if it's some big hair guy (or worse, woman!) What if I have a big zit on my back?

Man...I thought these things were supposed to be relaxing! 😕
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I wouldn't want a guy to rub my back, but maybe pop the zit 🙂 .
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one
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They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....
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so in a couple of minutes you can go from hard to flaccid?
what do you think of? Margaret Thatcher on a cold day?

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one
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They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....
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so in a couple of minutes you can go from hard to flaccid?
what do you think of? Margaret Thatcher on a cold day?
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I think they leave the room and give him a few minutes to "finish up."
 
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one
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They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....
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:Q

So I'll have to worry about hiding a boner during the whole thing??? Man, this better be worth it. I don't need this much pressure!
 
Originally posted by: soup or man
i accidently got a "happy finish" from Mimi Spa in southern california last year. me and 2 of my friends, we felt so used...like stupid country boys(from the desert)
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😕 How do you "accidentally" get one?
 
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