Getting a massage tomorrow

[Fritzo]

My wife and I got gift certificates for 1 hour full body massages. I have an appt. for tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous about it. It's a professional "medicinal" type of place (so no happy endings ). I've never had one before, and I have to go alone, so what do I expect? Do I have to strip down to a towel? What if it's some big hair guy (or worse, woman!) What if I have a big zit on my back?

Man...I thought these things were supposed to be relaxing!

 

[fs5]

grab their ass, they like it when you do that.

 

[eigen]

Relax dude.Its their job to see zits and so forth.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

You WILL die. Make your peace now.

 

[Modeps]

parody thread?

yah, strip down to nothing. wrap a towel around yourself... and lie down. make sure you tell them if they're working you too hard.

 

[Bootprint]

Keep the thong on under the towel and don't take a viagra, and everything will be fine.

 

[FoBoT]

the big hairy guy might give you happy ending anyway

 

[vi edit]

Sometimes they tell you that if you don't feel comfortable going "the full monty" you can keep your undies on.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Keep the thong on under the towel and don't take a viagra, and everything will be fine.

lol hahaha i choked on my coffee!! hahaha

 

[AdamSnow]

Oh come on... Every one of those places ends in a happy ending

EDIT : It wouldnt be a "Full Body massage" if they didnt stroke your member for a while...

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Oh come on... Every one of those places ends in a happy ending

EDIT : It wouldnt be a "Full Body massage" if they didnt stroke your member for a while...

LOL

 

[moshquerade]

hopefully you don't spring a big one

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What if it's some big hair guy

What if it moves while you are getting a massage from a big hairy guy

 

[aircooled]

'No checks no sex" ??

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: Fritzo
What if it's some big hair guy

What if it moves while you are getting a massage from a big hairy guy

SEINFELD REFERENCE :thumbsup:

 

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one

They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....

 

[MaxDepth]

Ask for a "happy finish."

 

[soup or man]

i accidently got a "happy finish" from Mimi Spa in southern california last year. me and 2 of my friends, we felt so used...like stupid country boys(from the desert)

 

[olds]

Go poop before you go

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Fritz
My wife and I got gift certificates for 1 hour full body massages. I have an appt. for tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous about it. It's a professional "medicinal" type of place (so no happy endings ). I've never had one before, and I have to go alone, so what do I expect? Do I have to strip down to a towel? What if it's some big hair guy (or worse, woman!) What if I have a big zit on my back?

Man...I thought these things were supposed to be relaxing!

I wouldn't want a guy to rub my back, but maybe pop the zit .

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one

They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....

so in a couple of minutes you can go from hard to flaccid?
what do you think of? Margaret Thatcher on a cold day?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one

They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....

so in a couple of minutes you can go from hard to flaccid?
what do you think of? Margaret Thatcher on a cold day?

I think they leave the room and give him a few minutes to "finish up."

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: moshquerade
hopefully you don't spring a big one

They give you a couple of minutes (if your a guy) to calm down when you turn over. I have needed this everytime i have had a massage, its natural.
ps I have only recieved massages from females.....

:Q

So I'll have to worry about hiding a boner during the whole thing??? Man, this better be worth it. I don't need this much pressure!

 

[TechnoKid]

don't get on their "blacklist"

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: soup or man
i accidently got a "happy finish" from Mimi Spa in southern california last year. me and 2 of my friends, we felt so used...like stupid country boys(from the desert)

How do you "accidentally" get one?