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[pannam1]

Originally posted by: thejman

Originally posted by: UnoSigmaPi
What are they going to come out with next!

Well, you asked, so here it is:


Link

I guess if you get one of these, you wouldn't need a UBS!!!

I'ts only $3895 - And that's the "Special Internet Pricing"

The tax in CA could kill the deal, however!!

Hey guys, before you knock it , these kind of toilets are AMAZING... I was in a Japanese hotel a few years ago that had a very similar toilet with a control panel on the side with 8 different buttons on it. I was just playing around with and all I can say I never felt so clean in my life. Hopefully if the price comes down I can get one of these in my dream house. hehe

Seriously, u need to try it.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: pannam1

Hey guys, before you knock it , these kind of toilets are AMAZING... I was in a Japanese hotel a few years ago that had a very similar toilet with a control panel on the side with 8 different buttons on it. I was just playing around with and all I can say I never felt so clean in my life. Hopefully if the price comes down I can get one of these in my dream house. hehe

Seriously, u need to try it.

hmm no way i am ever spending 4000 (even if i have millions) on a toilet unless it either jerks you off or tickles your prostate

 

[rasputinj]

Thanks for TMI and the laughs..

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: GuybrushThreepwood

Originally posted by: RIGorous1
I don't see a price... Honestly, girls need this because I have a GF who has menstrual stains... doesn't look good on thongs

tmi, dude.


T
M
I

SECONDED!!!! SECONDED!!!!!!!!

 

[Adam8281]

Yeah, I've tried the bidet thing too, one time. Pretty amazing, I mean, I'm sure it gets you a lot cleaner than paper ever can. But who really cares, is it really worth that much to have an a$$ that's worth eating off of? I think not, if you get too nasty, just take a shower. Or carry babywipes. And I just want to toss my $.02 in and say, TMI!! regarding the gf.

 

[DannyLove]

Originally posted by: VaG

Originally posted by: dpopiz
heh I saw that too when I was looking for such a device.

yeah I have....a problem. it's very embaressing.


anal leakage

I see you have an embarrassing spelling problem as well, so I will assume dapoopiz is the alias you were going for.

HAHAH

 

[VaG]

Originally posted by: Tabb

Please, shut the fsck up you grammar nazi.

You obviously had a hard time comprehending my last post so my response to you will be void of humor. Blow me, idiot!

 

[UTmtnbiker]

I know it's still early in the year, but I vote this the most disgusting post of the year, and that's including the stuff on ATOT! :Q

Originally posted by: RIGorous1
I don't see a price... Honestly, girls need this because I have a GF who has menstrual stains... doesn't look good on thongs

 

[Desslok]

Originally posted by: superHARD

Originally posted by: RIGorous1 I don't see a price... Honestly, girls need this because I have a GF who has menstrual stains... doesn't look good on thongs

Holy $HlT! STFU!

 

[wallsfd949]

Bidets (I think it's pronounced 'bow-day') have been arround for a while. I believe they were designed by the French.

As far as the thread, I'm laughing so hard it hurts.... WAY TMI I hope she doesn't frequent the anandtech forums.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: pannam1 Hey guys, before you knock it , these kind of toilets are AMAZING... I was in a Japanese hotel a few years ago that had a very similar toilet with a control panel on the side with 8 different buttons on it. I was just playing around with and all I can say I never felt so clean in my life. Hopefully if the price comes down I can get one of these in my dream house. hehe Seriously, u need to try it.

hmm no way i am ever spending 4000 (even if i have millions) on a toilet unless it either jerks you off or tickles your prostate

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Choke... Gag.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

That one made my morning.

 

[salfter]

Originally posted by: pannam1
Hey guys, before you knock it , these kind of toilets are AMAZING... I was in a Japanese hotel a few years ago that had a very similar toilet with a control panel on the side with 8 different buttons on it. I was just playing around with and all I can say I never felt so clean in my life.

I wouldn't rely on the water jets alone at the car wash to get my car clean (you really need a sponge and a bucket of soapy water to get all the crud off), so why would a water jet aimed at your backside do any better there? 8 buttons? If I need to take a dump right now, I don't want to have to spend 15 minutes figuring out how to operate the damn crapper. Sounds like somebody didn't keep the KISS principle in mind when designing this thing. :frown:

 

[salfter]

Originally posted by: VaG

Originally posted by: dpopiz
heh I saw that too when I was looking for such a device.

yeah I have....a problem. it's very embaressing.

[TMI deleted]

I see you have an embarrassing spelling problem as well, so I will assume dapoopiz is the alias you were going for.

We've all seen you have a long-running thread-crapping problem , so maybe this product will help you with the consequences of that problem.

 

[miatadrv]

Hopefully if the price comes down I can get one of these in my dream house. hehe

google yields results such as
http://www.terrylove.com/wc/washlet.htm
with prices below $300 for some units.

There is even one with a remote ...
I guess it is for space constrained spaces...
but imagine the practical joke possibilities.

My 3 year old nephew was fascinated with
the unit at my mom's house. He must have
played with it for over an hour.

 

[Mday]

i was just washing my kitchen towels (by hand) the other day... seems like a nice solution especially since my kitchen towels get dirtier than any of my clothing, and i would not wash the towels with anything else...

as for the intended purpose... it could wash cloth diapers for babies.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: RIGorous1
I don't see a price... Honestly, girls need this because I have a GF who has menstrual stains... doesn't look good on thongs

little too much info there...

 

[Match]

Budget alternatives:
Washer
Dryer

 

[kalipoo2000]

Originally posted by: Match
Budget alternatives:
Washer
Dryer

hahahahaha --- good ones

 

[VaG]

Originally posted by: salfter
We've all seen you have a long-running thread-crapping problem , so maybe this product will help you with the consequences of that problem.

Sorry, but I see no conjunction between thread crapping and actually crapping in your pants. It's highly doubful, but if there are any other people out there that are as dimwitted as this guy, rest assured that thread crapping will not actually make you crap your pants nor will using this overpriced product to clean your soiled underwear solve a thread crapping problem.