get rid of a celeb...who would it be???

[FatJackSprat]

I don't know about dead, but I'd like to see eminem get the sh!t kicked out of him. I can't stand that tough guy look he always gives. Those bony girl arms of his make that tough look 50 times worse.

I'd pay to see him put in the ring with someone like a high school athlete - a girl high school athlete - just to see him humiliated and to wipe that look off of his face.

 

[emu10k2]

In Soviet Russia, the celebrities overclock You.

</Credit given to owner of original sig modified for humoristic purposes>

 

[Electric Amish]

Tom Cruise
Meg Ryan
Julia Roberts
Kevin Costner
Richard Gere
.
.
.

...of the top of my head.

amish

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Carson Daly

Yes please. I get too many people telling me I look like a younger version of him. It's really annoying because I think he's ugly.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: CPA
Michael Moore

My first thought.

 

[aeroguy]

Your mom.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Well I don't want to kill anybody, but I'd like for Nicole Kidman to not be a celeb anymore...then she could spend all her time in bed with me.

Yeah she's hot but I'd have to duct tape her mouth shut. She has the freakiest accent I've ever heard. It makes me twitch every time I hear her on an interview.

 

[Turkish]

George Bush and his butt-buddy Colin
Tony Blair (private owner of the dildo named "Big Ben")
Eminem (I wanna stick 34221143 gallons of hair dye up his ass)
J.Lo (fvckin donkey ass biatch)
Anna Nicole Smith (can't say a word, she is just disgusting)
The Osbournes (it's not that common for an entire family to be so annoying, so kill them too)...

more to come...

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Any celeb speaking out against the war in Iraq (Dixie Chicks included). F'n liberals.

 

[Jugernot]

Snoop Dogg, Jay Z, Kobey Bryant, G. W. Bush, and lots of others.... I have no mercy.

 

[Bootprint]

Why kill them? Just make them work at McDonalds for life, asking if you "want fries with that?"
And the only way to suicide is for them to use the Deep Fryer.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Well I don't want to kill anybody, but I'd like for Nicole Kidman to not be a celeb anymore...then she could spend all her time in bed with me.

Yeah she's hot but I'd have to duct tape her mouth shut. She has the freakiest accent I've ever heard. It makes me twitch every time I hear her on an interview.

Really??? I think her voice is at least as sexy as her body...makes me pitch the tent every time I hear her. Besides that, if you duct tape her mouth, you're losing a big chunk of prime recreation space.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Snoop Dogg, Jay Z, Kobey Bryant, G. W. Bush, and lots of others.... I have no mercy.

He threw in GWB so I couldn't call him a racist. :evil: :beer:

 

[Ernieb]

Anne Heche
she double dipped

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: CPA
Michael Moore

My first thought.

My first and second thought

Next would be Rosey O'Donald, followed by Streisand, all the Baldwins and Carrot-top(just because he sucks)

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Can I get a 2-for-1 deal on Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins? Since they share one brain killing it should take care of them both. If not, then:

Any pop princess
Any boy band member
Any evangelist
Any talk show host

I'm not too fussy, offing any member of any of the above groups would be a good start towards making the world a better place.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: CPA
Michael Moore

My first thought.

My first and second thought

Next would be Rosey O'Donald, followed by Streisand, all the Baldwins and Carrot-top(just because he sucks)

Nitemare, are you sure you're not my long lost twin brother. Man, we think alike waaaaaaaaay too much.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: CPA
Michael Moore

My first thought.

My first and second thought

Next would be Rosey O'Donald, followed by Streisand, all the Baldwins and Carrot-top(just because he sucks)

Nitemare, are you sure you're not my long lost twin brother. Man, we think alike waaaaaaaaay too much.

Now that you mentioned it...Hey bro, want to do my taxes next year?

yup, thought so..Texas. I should have been born there

 

[Turkish]

we gotta get more votes for Eminem and J.Lo, those 2 anti-intelligent dickbutters should burn in hell!

 

[540mb]

Looks like micheal moore, j-lo, anna nicole, and W are the tops so far.

 

[bradruth]

Kathy Griffin

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: LedZeppelin

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Snoop Dogg, Jay Z, Kobey Bryant, G. W. Bush, and lots of others.... I have no mercy.

He threw in GWB so I couldn't call him a racist. :evil: :beer:

Nope, I hate lots o' white people too, just couldn't think of any at that second.

 

[MithShrike]

Can anyone find that Kegel cartoon where he straps J. Lo and Keanu Reeves to the shuttle? For some reason I can't get liquidshorts or jaydonaldson.com to come up

 

[FatJackSprat]

I can't believe I forgot the Baldwins! Especially the oldest one - smug SOB.

I'd also vote for almost everyone that has ever been on Hollywood Squares.

 

[xEDIT409]

wow... no one said Paul Walker yet...