Originally posted by: Kenazo
What's this March 20th you speak of?
I'm getting some nookie when I get home from the radio station... dang i'm bored.
Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special,
unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love
them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret;
guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on
your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result
of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to
admit it.
Which is why this new holiday has been created. March 20th is now
officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self
explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have
a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all,
just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of
Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of
love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word,
and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak
and BJs