get nookie or no?
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Yesterday I was too much of a wimp to make the proper moves. I set up everything perfectly too. Oh well, theres always next week. After all, a day is a day is a day.
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It's not even 9:00. And if someone was getting nookie tonight, you'd think they'd hop out of bed to come in and post about it? No, they're too busy lying in a bed with a female.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
It's not even 9:00. And if someone was getting nookie tonight, you'd think they'd hop out of bed to come in and post about it? No, they're too busy lying in a bed with a female.
Dumbass.
Or at least something they BELIEVE to be female.
I didn't, but then again I broke up with my gf last night. I could call her right now and get some, but I'm trying to refrain from doing that...
Originally posted by: Koing
Good call man. Be strong and DO NOT CALL HER ON ANY ACCOUNT if you don't want to be with her anymore.
I am, but I drank a bunch of wine a hour ago and it's really hard for me not to...maybe if someone came and deleted her number out of my cell phone, that would help.
heh, my wife took my kids down to the farm, the goats are kidding and she wanted to see. No nookie for me
What's this March 20th you speak of?
I'm getting some nookie when I get home from the radio station... dang i'm bored.
I'm getting some nookie when I get home from the radio station... dang i'm bored.
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