German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: KGB
I'm convinced it's real, but I think the "18-liter" statement refers to mandatory testing that takes place to test durability. I.E, they fill it up with fluid to determine the breaking point.

Breaking point? There are alot of factors when it comes to condoms breaking apart... specially really tight factors. How is testing its capacity to hold 18L of fluid in correlation with a tight fit?

Plus it's not the size.. its how you use it Ask any REAL women... too big.. too small.. pfft no one cares its how you can use the mojo.

condom testing

I cant explain the 18 liter thing...obviously that way too much for even a condom to hold.

 

[SagaLore]

The point is not that German penises are small, but the standard itself is too big. Average penis size is grossly overestimated, even in the U.S.

 

[Lucky]

I guess Hitler was the last big prick to live in europe.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: rh71
Woohoo Asians are off the hook...

It's Europeans now... the article states:

On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe

14.48 Centimeters equals 5.7 Inches. That sounds about right according to every study I've ever seen.. I actually think the Germans are right on this one.

17 Centimeters equals 6.69 Inches, which is a larger average than any study I've seen.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: jumpr

"After all, they have also ruled EU standard condoms should be able to hold 18 litres of fluid without breaking, which also seems a bit excessive."

:Q

Somehow I think the whole think is a joke, and not meant to be serious.

I'm convinced it's real, but I think the "18-liter" statement refers to mandatory testing that takes place to test durability. I.E, they fill it up with fluid to determine the breaking point.

Exactly. It's a stretch/durability test.

Did any of you know you can fit a standard condom over your head? THAT is how durable condoms are.

 

[PHiuR]

yep...the penis size is right.... the condoms need to be smaller! ::not saying anything for self::: lolol jk

 

[KGB1]

:Q I concur... those are some warped @ss condoms... LOL... measures out.. hehe

The point is not that German penises are small, but the standard itself is too big. Average penis size is grossly overestimated, even in the U.S.


Yeah it is overestimated. It was about 5.5 inches lenght (14 cm) last time I read the study on it.

 

[GoingUp]

lol yea, they had a very limited selection of condoms when I was over there....

no trojans so make sure to bring your own!

 

[B00ne]

that is not true - there is Fromms, Ritex, Billy Boy, Durex, Condomi and whatnot - if you want more go to a Condom shop...

But well they all suck except for Durex (easy on)

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: Lucky
I guess Hitler was the last big prick to live in europe.

Jacque Chirac still lives in Europe (French President).

And BTW Durex are by far the best condom, never failed me once over 5 years of use (not the same one obviously, lol). :beer:

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: dafatha00
Personally I hate lifestyles the most. Still gotta go with Trojans.

worst...condom....EVAR!

Durex is the way to be. Tojans are unreliable at best.

I myself, can only use the 2 trojan larger sized ones.

i used to wonder why it took me 10 to 15 minutes to get a condom on until i tried the larger sizes.

 

[CPA]

The best condom is no condom. Just get a little snip, snip and you don't have to worry about it.


<---snip, snip member

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
The point is not that German penises are small, but the standard itself is too big. Average penis size is grossly overestimated, even in the U.S.

Average is a little less than 6" right?

 

[Viper GTS]

As long as they make them in larger sizes for those of us who AREN'T German, I don't care how big German condoms are.

I have much more difficulty finding them big enough than small enough, so it's better for me if they err on the large side.

Small condoms hurt!

Viper GTS

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
As long as they make them in larger sizes for those of us who AREN'T German, I don't care how big German condoms are.

I have much more difficulty finding them big enough than small enough, so it's better for me if they err on the large side.

Small condoms hurt!

Viper GTS

Try cutting them open.

 

[Ranger X]

17cm seems a bit bizarre for an "average".

 

[austin316]

wait a second. so my 9 incher isn't 'just average?' haha, guess that makes me a man posting in a forum full of boys.
<--------- wishes

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: austin316
wait a second. so my 9 incher isn't 'just average?' haha, guess that makes me a man posting in a forum full of boys.
<--------- wishes

can't help but feel sorry for anyone not satisfied with their equipment.

 

[UNCjigga]

Someone should do a poll:

What matters most to girls? Length or girth?

Last girl I dated said girth, but the one before that said length...

 

[0roo0roo]

who chose the size for eu condoms? its a known fact that men tend to exagerate, so that might explain it

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Someone should do a poll:

What matters most to girls? Length or girth?

Last girl I dated said girth, but the one before that said length...

ATi or nVidia? (yeah, really geeky).

Depends on the person, some prefer one, some the other (length and girth), so just make sure you have both