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German brothel offers "ATOT Special"

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A brothel has become the first in Berlin to offer special deals for virgins with prostitutes trained in the delicate art of catering for customers who have never had sex, a German newspaper reported Friday.

The brothel in the red light area of the Kreuzberg district of the city charges 60 euros for a half an hour of sex and works within the laws of Germany where prostitution is legal.

"These are men who either never had sex before or have never been in a brothel before," the brothel's operator was quoted as saying in Berlin's B.Z. tabloid.

"It's the first house of love in Berlin that specializes in taking care of beginners," wrote the daily on its front page.

Prostitutes are given "sensitivity training" for first-time clients, who the brothel operator said are not necessarily young but often 40 or older: "They need to be aware of how much courage it takes to go to a brothel the first time."
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Haha, wonder what this "sensitivity training" consists of? After 8 seconds of sex the prostitute proclaims it's the best she's ever had?
 
Originally posted by: lightweight
This is really funny because all posters in off topic must be smelly, hairy, disgusting virgins, right?
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Judging by some of the threads, here you can change hairy to shaved, smelly to metro and disgusting to basement dwelling...
 
Originally posted by: lightweight
This is really funny because all posters in off topic must be smelly, hairy, disgusting virgins, right?
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I am sexy. However, I am at work and not near a camera to post proof, so call SHENS if you like.
 
Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: andylawcc
Prostitutes are given "sensitivity training" for first-time clients, who the brothel operator said are not necessarily young but often 40or older...
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hum.....
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Older women are fantastic.
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It's the customers who are 40+, not the women. Although there probably is one or two working there if you fancy that.
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: lightweight
This is really funny because all posters in off topic must be smelly, hairy, disgusting virgins, right?
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Nah - just you, sweetheart. :lips:
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I shave, and just took my annual shower a few days ago.
 
:cry; <cry> "Boo hoo"

"It's okay, I'll be gentle." (He'll be done fast)

"1...27,28,29,30. okay, I'm done."

"Next" :laugh:

<shudders>

Not neccessarily how I envision my first time. 😉 😛
 
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: lightweight
This is really funny because all posters in off topic must be smelly, hairy, disgusting virgins, right?
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No, just 95% of them 😛
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and everyone posting here is a self proclaimed exception 😛
 
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