Gerald Ford dead today at age 83

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Platypus

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of Gerald Ford and a commuter plane ] "Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane."

Voice of Producer: Good. One take.

Tom Brokaw: Alright, we got it?

Voice of Producer: No. We've got "eaten by wolves".

Tom Brokaw: What? Now, come on!

Voice of Producer: Just read it!

Tom Brokaw: Gerald Ford isn't gonna be eaten by wolves!

Voice of Producer: Taft was.

Tom Brokaw: Really? Taft?

Voice of Producer: Uh.. yeah.
 
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marvdmartian

Diamond Member
Apr 12, 2002
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Unlike the hunting these wussy Texas rednecks do, hunting in Alaska carries the risk of death.
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Hey, is it our fault that the Apache & Comanche couldn't handle it? Geesh!! ;)

Sorry, that was in bad taste. We do have wild pigs here, though, that will take you out with their tusks if they get the chance. The Spaniards used to hunt them with spears, from horseback, where they stood a pretty decent chance of the pig getting under the horse and gutting it right out from underneath the rider. Now that's what I call real man hunting!! :shocked:
 
yllus

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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[Vilica] gerald ford dead today
[sully] Super Carolina is taking off
[Vilica] at the senseless age of 83
[Mill] I have a google news alert setup
[Mill] it will hit my PDA if he dies
[Mill] Im trying to set it up so it calls my phone
[Mill] I have to be the first to post that on AT or I will off myself
 
HeroOfPellinor

HeroOfPellinor

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: klah
Originally posted by: z0mb13
someone please clue me in.. totally clueless..
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SNL.
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Nice.....a joke for the three guys who still watch that stupid show. :thumbsup:
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Uhh...It's a Dana Carvey sketch from like 10 years ago!
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I see, well that makes it much more topical and relevent and so much less obscure.
 
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tami

Lifer
Nov 14, 2004
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damn it, i said this out loud in my office and they all ran to look at what i was talking about and i was laughed at :p
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: klah
Originally posted by: z0mb13
someone please clue me in.. totally clueless..
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SNL.
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Nice.....a joke for the three guys who still watch that stupid show. :thumbsup:
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Uhh...It's a Dana Carvey sketch from like 10 years ago!
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I see, well that makes it much more topical and relevent and so much less obscure.
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You seem awful bitter about the fact that you didn't get it. It's only a joke. Settle down.
 
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Jzero

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I see, well that makes it much more topical and relevent and so much less obscure.
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Hey, don't blame us just because your mommy and daddy wouldn't let you stay up late back during the Carvey years!
 
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