george soros dies at the age of xx!

[brianmanahan]

lol they took down the link, here is a ss of the original:

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Someone made a boo boo.

 

[brianmanahan]

xx is too young to die, no matter who you are

 

[Doppel]

LOL that is AWESOME.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Honestly. He was born in MCMXXX, so he's LXXXII. If he were XX, he'd have to have been born in MCMXCIII. Come on Reuters.

Oh, also he's not dead.

 

[IronWing]

CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
GEORGE SOROS: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
GEORGE SOROS: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
GEORGE SOROS: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
GEORGE SOROS: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
GEORGE SOROS: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
GEORGE SOROS: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't
be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine
today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
GEORGE SOROS: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
GEORGE SOROS: I feel happy... I feel happy.

 

[Matt1970]

I clicked on it and it said his age was XXX. Now the page is gone. Weekend crew in early?

 

[blankslate]

Dunno he looked way older than 20 in the picture that I saw of him.

 

[werepossum]

honestly. He was born in mcmxxx, so he's lxxxii. If he were xx, he'd have to have been born in mcmxciii. Come on reuters.

Oh, also he's not dead.

customer: Here's one -- nine pence.
George soros: I'm not dead!
Mortician: What?
Customer: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
George soros: I'm not dead!
Mortician: Here -- he says he's not dead!
Customer: Yes, he is.
George soros: I'm not!
Mortician: He isn't.
Customer: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
George soros: I'm getting better!
Customer: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Mortician: Oh, i can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
George soros: I don't want to go in the cart!
Customer: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Mortician: I can't take him...
George soros: I feel fine!
Customer: Oh, do us a favor...
Mortician: I can't.
Customer: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't
be long.
Mortician: Naaah, i got to go on to robinson's -- they've lost nine
today.
Customer: Well, when is your next round?
Mortician: Thursday.
George soros: I think i'll go for a walk.
Customer: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
George soros: I feel happy... I feel happy.

Hmm - no words makes my smileys break.