I suppose you're into necrophilia.
there is no good reason to rez this thread as I haven't seen Phokus in a while and that is who this is directed to.
this my last post in any necro thread that is rezzed for no reason
What do you mean no reason? Don't you know that the Rezzer is an elephant that remembers every affront and is determined to avenge every one on them?
He was captured by the thief Latif whose story as follows:
One day Latif the Theif ambushed the commander of the Royal Guard, captured him and took him to a cave.
'I am going to say something that, no matter how much you try, you will be unable to forget,' he told the infuriated officer.
Latif made his prisoner take off all his clothes. Then he tied him, facing backwards, on a donkey.
'You may be able to make a fool of me,' screamed the soldier, 'but you'll never make me think of something if I want to keep it out of my mind.'
'You have not yet heard the phrase which I want you to remember,' said Latif. 'I am turning you loose now, for the donkey to take back to town. And the phrase is: I'll catch and kill Latif the Thief, if it takes me the rest of my life.'