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Geo Metro evades cops

Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment.
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This demonstrates a number of things.

1) Why women shouldn't be cops
2) Why women shouldn't be allowed to drive
3) What happens when women are allowed out of the kitchen
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment.
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This demonstrates a number of things.

1) Why women shouldn't be cops
2) Why women shouldn't be allowed to drive
3) What happens when women are allowed out of the kitchen
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This is the main reason your hand will be your only lover for the next 30-50 years.
 
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment.
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This demonstrates a number of things.

1) Why women shouldn't be cops
2) Why women shouldn't be allowed to drive
3) What happens when women are allowed out of the kitchen
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This is the main reason your hand will be your only lover for the next 30-50 years.
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My hand has never cheated. How about your women? 😛
 
The pursuit went cold at 10:28 a.m. when a Springdale police car wrecked on Logan Cave Road in Benton County.

Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment. She was not injured in the wreck. The chase lasted 18 to 19 minutes and covered 24 miles, police said.
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LOL

Did this make anyone else think of the South Park episode where the cops chase Kyle and Cartman on their big wheels and wreck?
 
Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Somehow I doubt that a Geo Metro could even reach 80mph no less than 110. Someone is lying.
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Maybe it hit 110 going down a hill? Oh wait, this is Arkansas...
 
Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment. She was not injured in the wreck. The chase lasted 18 to 19 minutes and covered 24 miles, police said.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but thats an average of 75.8 MPH.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment. She was not injured in the wreck. The chase lasted 18 to 19 minutes and covered 24 miles, police said.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but thats an average of 75.8 MPH.
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Not if they stopped for doughnuts...
 
Originally posted by: TheTony
Originally posted by: TallBill
Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment. She was not injured in the wreck. The chase lasted 18 to 19 minutes and covered 24 miles, police said.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but thats an average of 75.8 MPH.
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Not if they stopped for doughnuts...
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uhhhh, "average of 75.8" is unaffected by stops.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: TheTony
Originally posted by: TallBill
Officers lost sight of the vehicle somewhere near Springtown after Springdale officer Stacy Bohannan lost control of the police car on the dirt road, spun out and hit an embankment. She was not injured in the wreck. The chase lasted 18 to 19 minutes and covered 24 miles, police said.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but thats an average of 75.8 MPH.
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Not if they stopped for doughnuts...
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uhhhh, "average of 75.8" is unaffected by stops.
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Yeah, and in this case, the average means very little.

I was trying to make a funny, cut a guy some slack! :laugh:

 
It went so slow, the three cylinders warped the time space continuim and went back in time before the chase then sling shoted back to the future.
 
It takes a fair bit of effort for my 115hp civic to get over 100mph, they say a Geo did 110 with two occupants? :BSFLAG(
 
That's amazing. One of my friends had a Geo Metro, and it had a hard time sustaining 75 on a flat interstate. I couldn't imagine running away from the cops in one.
 
Oh man... I feel sorry for those cops-- they'll never live this one down.

Getting beat by two occupants in a Geo Metro???
 
Oh my lord.... he ran for an unpaid ticket and pot?

Pay the ticket... pay the fine for the pot...


Now he's headed to PMITA prison. Good move dude. At least you can brag to your cell mates about outrunning the cops in a Geo. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Oh my lord.... he ran for an unpaid ticket and pot?

Pay the ticket... pay the fine for the pot...


Now he's headed to PMITA prison. Good move dude. At least you can brag to your cell mates about outrunning the cops in a Geo. :thumbsup:
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Um, no, he got away, actually...or would have if he hadn't dropped off the woman who'll testify against him.
 
Originally posted by: Slacker
It takes a fair bit of effort for my 115hp civic to get over 100mph, they say a Geo did 110 with two occupants? :BSFLAG(
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They cut holes in the floor and used overdrive, Fred Flinstone style.
 
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