Genitalia Facts

johnjohn320

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Got this from another site, no source is given so I can't vouch for any accuracy, but it's entertaining:

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PENIS FACTS

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
All penises bend slightly to the left or right ? there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

VAGINA FACTS

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
 

iamme

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i wonder if they lie about the average penis size to make men feel less insecure :p
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Originally posted by: Tylanner
The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it ?San
Diego?.......

LMAO!

They forgot to add Sex Panther to the list of scents.

?
A perfume? I'm lost here.
 

SithSolo1

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I don't think I'd call 5/8th's of an inch an erection...

Heh, average ain't so bad. :D

-btw 28mph?!?!? now wonder they all flinch when it hits'em in da eye. :Q
 

Zap Brannigan

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Originally posted by: Tylanner
The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it ?San
Diego?.......

LMAO!

They forgot to add Sex Panther to the list of scents.

?
A perfume? I'm lost here.

You need to go watch the movie AnchorMan. I saw it in the theaters 3 times.
 

Merlyn3D

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Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
it's missing the average thickness for the penis

How wide is your life partner?


She's not at all, that's why she prefers thickness over length if forced to choose. It's important. I highly doubt girls want a 13 inch penis if it's 1/2 an inch thick.
 

chrisms

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If my math is correct I've already passed the 2,000 mark. I don't think that is correct especially if 54% do it everyday... just doesn't add up
 

Zap Brannigan

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Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
it's missing the average thickness for the penis

How wide is your life partner?


She's not at all, that's why she prefers thickness over length if forced to choose. It's important. I highly doubt girls want a 13 inch penis if it's 1/2 an inch thick.

So what your saying is that girls want a 13 inch penis and the want it extra wide? SOrry but my fore arm ain't for love making.........
 

GTaudiophile

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Envious?

Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.