Decided to post this after reading Brutuskend's Joke.
A man was strolling through the beaches when he happened upon a Genie bottle.
Upon release, the Genie said " Why today is your lucky day, you've released a mighty Genie and I'm here to grant you 3 wishes."
The man replied " wow thats great, no catch?"
"Well, now that you mention it, there is one thing. I am not your typical Genie but rather also a Lawyer by profession so whatever you wish for, all lawyers in the world will get 2 of."
"Hmm ok, no sweat. For my first wish, I wish for 100 million dollars." -replied the man promptly.
"you do realize that all lawyers will get 200million dollars right? But anyways, whats your second wish?"
"Yeah, yeah, my second wish is to be with a different hot woman every day"
"you realize that you are giving all lawyers quite the threesome everyday right? but your wish is my command and you can't renege. whats your third wish?" -replied the genie.
The man took a moment then replied. " Well, I'm not that greedy and I want to be a bit charitable so for my third wish, let me donate a kidney."
A man was strolling through the beaches when he happened upon a Genie bottle.
Upon release, the Genie said " Why today is your lucky day, you've released a mighty Genie and I'm here to grant you 3 wishes."
The man replied " wow thats great, no catch?"
"Well, now that you mention it, there is one thing. I am not your typical Genie but rather also a Lawyer by profession so whatever you wish for, all lawyers in the world will get 2 of."
"Hmm ok, no sweat. For my first wish, I wish for 100 million dollars." -replied the man promptly.
"you do realize that all lawyers will get 200million dollars right? But anyways, whats your second wish?"
"Yeah, yeah, my second wish is to be with a different hot woman every day"
"you realize that you are giving all lawyers quite the threesome everyday right? but your wish is my command and you can't renege. whats your third wish?" -replied the genie.
The man took a moment then replied. " Well, I'm not that greedy and I want to be a bit charitable so for my third wish, let me donate a kidney."
