• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

general STD testing

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: gigapet
cotton swabs jammed down your pee hole sounds great :thumbsup:

It sucks...been there, done that.

Edit-Painful as hell. By the time they get to the third one you're nice and raw in there and/or bleeding.

to be honest it is the reason i wont get tested. why can we put people on the moon but still need such a barbaric and intrusive process to test for STDs......what bullshyt.

Really? I just had to pee in a cup and they could analyze the urine to figure out if I had any STDs.

This was years ago. Maybe it's different today?

ok we need confirmation on this. If i dont have to get something jammed into my dyck i'll go get tested

you cannot get tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea but just a urine test. you WILL get a swab jammed up there...but not that far.
 
It's free, they draw blood and urine, thats it. Do it at your local health clinic.

*EDIT* According to the DR who always does my testing, they only swap if you have a visible outbreak of "___" disease.
 
Originally posted by: sonz70
It's free, they draw blood and urine, thats it. Do it at your local health clinic.

*EDIT* According to the DR who always does my testing, they only swap if you have a visible outbreak of "___" disease.

you would know 😉
 
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: sonz70
It's free, they draw blood and urine, thats it. Do it at your local health clinic.

*EDIT* According to the DR who always does my testing, they only swap if you have a visible outbreak of "___" disease.

you would know 😉

I'm kind of proud I do, at least I'm responsible enough to get tested frequently. Most people should know this basic information.
 
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: gigapet
cotton swabs jammed down your pee hole sounds great :thumbsup:

It sucks...been there, done that.

Edit-Painful as hell. By the time they get to the third one you're nice and raw in there and/or bleeding.

to be honest it is the reason i wont get tested. why can we put people on the moon but still need such a barbaric and intrusive process to test for STDs......what bullshyt.

Really? I just had to pee in a cup and they could analyze the urine to figure out if I had any STDs.

This was years ago. Maybe it's different today?

ok we need confirmation on this. If i dont have to get something jammed into my dyck i'll go get tested

you cannot get tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea but just a urine test. you WILL get a swab jammed up there...but not that far.

Yes you can..

They collect the first 20ml of your piss and test for traces of it in there.

As far as cost, you're looking at around 300 dollars for the full gauntlet, HIV/AIDS is about 150, chlamydia/gonorrhea are 50 a piece, etc.
 
Originally posted by: Maverick2002
Ok I found the info for the clinic around my area; I'll give them a call. I've been with 3 other women before her (nothing to be proud of, sadly). I am her first, so no she's not getting tested.

am, as in already was? too late for her then, if you are positive for anything she needs to get tested too 😛
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: gigapet
cotton swabs jammed down your pee hole sounds great :thumbsup:

It sucks...been there, done that.

Edit-Painful as hell. By the time they get to the third one you're nice and raw in there and/or bleeding.

to be honest it is the reason i wont get tested. why can we put people on the moon but still need such a barbaric and intrusive process to test for STDs......what bullshyt.

Really? I just had to pee in a cup and they could analyze the urine to figure out if I had any STDs.

This was years ago. Maybe it's different today?

ok we need confirmation on this. If i dont have to get something jammed into my dyck i'll go get tested

you cannot get tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea but just a urine test. you WILL get a swab jammed up there...but not that far.

Yes you can..

They collect the first 20ml of your piss and test for traces of it in there.

As far as cost, you're looking at around 300 dollars for the full gauntlet, HIV/AIDS is about 150, chlamydia/gonorrhea are 50 a piece, etc.

Sad the states charge for it, in Canada we get it for free at the STD drop in clinic.
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Maverick2002
Ok I found the info for the clinic around my area; I'll give them a call. I've been with 3 other women before her (nothing to be proud of, sadly). I am her first, so no she's not getting tested.

am, as in already was? too late for her then, if you are positive for anything she needs to get tested too 😛

Yes it already happened. So I'm confused .. is it free at the clinic or do I have to pay (I'm in class right now I can't call them yet to find out)?
 
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: gigapet
cotton swabs jammed down your pee hole sounds great :thumbsup:

It sucks...been there, done that.

Edit-Painful as hell. By the time they get to the third one you're nice and raw in there and/or bleeding.

to be honest it is the reason i wont get tested. why can we put people on the moon but still need such a barbaric and intrusive process to test for STDs......what bullshyt.

Really? I just had to pee in a cup and they could analyze the urine to figure out if I had any STDs.

This was years ago. Maybe it's different today?

ok we need confirmation on this. If i dont have to get something jammed into my dyck i'll go get tested

you cannot get tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea but just a urine test. you WILL get a swab jammed up there...but not that far.

Yes you can..

They collect the first 20ml of your piss and test for traces of it in there.

As far as cost, you're looking at around 300 dollars for the full gauntlet, HIV/AIDS is about 150, chlamydia/gonorrhea are 50 a piece, etc.

Sad the states charge for it, in Canada we get it for free at the STD drop in clinic.


This was at a private clinic.. I'm sure you can find them for free elsewhere.
 
Originally posted by: Maverick2002
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Maverick2002
Ok I found the info for the clinic around my area; I'll give them a call. I've been with 3 other women before her (nothing to be proud of, sadly). I am her first, so no she's not getting tested.

am, as in already was? too late for her then, if you are positive for anything she needs to get tested too 😛

Yes it already happened. So I'm confused .. is it free at the clinic or do I have to pay (I'm in class right now I can't call them yet to find out)?

y our girl is not that bright. whats the point of getting tested AFTER the fact?
 
Originally posted by: Maverick2002
Ok I found the info for the clinic around my area; I'll give them a call. I've been with 3 other women before her (nothing to be proud of, sadly). I am her first, so no she's not getting tested.
she should get tested too.
 
Well, it's always good to know. I probably should have gotten tested at some point in my life. Anyhow, that's in the past now. We are going together so maybe she'll get tested as well. How is the procedure for females?
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: gigapet
cotton swabs jammed down your pee hole sounds great :thumbsup:

It sucks...been there, done that.

Edit-Painful as hell. By the time they get to the third one you're nice and raw in there and/or bleeding.

to be honest it is the reason i wont get tested. why can we put people on the moon but still need such a barbaric and intrusive process to test for STDs......what bullshyt.

Really? I just had to pee in a cup and they could analyze the urine to figure out if I had any STDs.

This was years ago. Maybe it's different today?

ok we need confirmation on this. If i dont have to get something jammed into my dyck i'll go get tested

you cannot get tested for chlamydia and gonorrhea but just a urine test. you WILL get a swab jammed up there...but not that far.

Yes you can..

They collect the first 20ml of your piss and test for traces of it in there.

As far as cost, you're looking at around 300 dollars for the full gauntlet, HIV/AIDS is about 150, chlamydia/gonorrhea are 50 a piece, etc.

The results of urine tests for chlamydia and gonorhea are inaccurate!!! With the urine test they are looking for white blood cells which would be a sign of infection but you would already be showing symptoms if that was the case. Asymtotic Chlamydia and Gonorhea rarely show up as positive without a swab test.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: gigapet
cotton swabs jammed down your pee hole sounds great :thumbsup:

It sucks...been there, done that.

Edit-Painful as hell. By the time they get to the third one you're nice and raw in there and/or bleeding.


Not as bad as getting a permanent form of the clap...


Ausm
 
Back
Top