gene simmons gets owned

alien42

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whoa

"my friends always said i had a long tongue and i could make some money with it one day she said"

if only she knew
 

eigen

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man i dont wanna think thats hot cause she's 12 but...she could make my wang look like a corndog with that thing.
 

alien42

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Originally posted by: eigen
man i dont wanna think thats hot cause she's 12 but...she could make my wang look like a corndog with that thing.

that or deep throat and toss your salad at the same time :Q
 

Kadarin

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Well, whatever else happens, she's always got a future in the porn industry..
 

Orsorum

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One time, I was having dinner with a friend's family (he and I are the same age, his sister is... three years younger). I said something to her and she stuck her tongue out at me, and all I remember is looking at her and thinking to myself, goddamn I'd love to suck on her tongue. :eek: :confused:

<--- has a tongue fetish
 

JonnyStarks

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When I read Gene Simmons I for some reason was thinking Richard Simmons... That make this thread very different.:confused:
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
When I read Gene Simmons I for some reason was thinking Richard Simmons... That make this thread very different.:confused:

:Q

lol WTF, I was thinking Richard Simmons the entire time, and I'm thinking... well, I guess if the girl had a really strong lisp as well, I suppose she could own Richard Simmons...

:confused: