the only thing i didnt understand was the "monster" question. all the rest i at least knew what they were talking about.
if i know what a beige box is, have given up sex to play games, run linux right now, and can program in over 5 languages, i would say thats a geek.
apparently we are talkin bout some fat no showerin, facist network administrator, vendalunchin, sleep on the couch in their office, star wars T-shirt wearin, POWER geeks here.
damn do0d