If I were their overlord I would kind of be insulted.
It'd be like weekends at my grandma's hosue were if I got up and moved around [which distracted her from her needlework] she would introduce me to a broom
AstroManLuca
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Then what do you say to reform Judaism? A lot of Christians did pretty crazy stuff hundreds of years ago too, and the Christians of 500 years ago would probably see today's Christians as blasphemous by their standards. But religions change and get with the times. Most Jews have made the transition. So have most Christians. But you still have a few who cling to the old ways.
You can't discredit all of Judaism just because they have a bunch of rules that most Jews have decided not to follow anymore. Christianity used to have a bunch of rules that no one follows anymore too.
I wonder if pediatric surgeons go through withdrawl during these times. Letting a little kid die when I know I can save them would be tough...
<---NOT well versed on this topic.
Jeff7
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He's probably laughing hysterically at the herd of little severely obsessive-compulsive primates he's created (regardless of whatever religion you care to attribute this to.)
Ok, so we have to do things in 7-day cycles, but we can't do anything on the 7th day. Certain meat is unclean. Shave hair only on certain parts of the head. Wear specific hats, but not in certain places. God wants hats worn, but not in church. Wash your hands 5x on every third Thursday, but not on every second Wednesday, only if the month's name begins with M. Hands must be properly aligned for praying to work.
Aaaaand so on.
Moses had brought his Blackberry when he was going to receive the Commandments. But it was the Sabbath, so he wasn't allowed to use it, and he only had enough stone to get 10 of them written down.
Unfortunately, the 47th Commandment was, "Thou shalt not use softwood for dwellings, for it is unclean."
That's right, if your house was made with standard 2x4's, you're screwed. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
meltdown75
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Homerboy
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
He's probably laughing hysterically at the herd of little severely obsessive-compulsive primates he's created (regardless of whatever religion you care to attribute this to.)
Ok, so we have to do things in 7-day cycles, but we can't do anything on the 7th day. Certain meat is unclean. Shave hair only on certain parts of the head. Wear specific hats, but not in certain places. God wants hats worn, but not in church. Wash your hands 5x on every third Thursday, but not on every second Wednesday, only if the month's name begins with M. Hands must be properly aligned for praying to work.
Aaaaand so on.
Moses had brought his Blackberry when he was going to receive the Commandments. But it was the Sabbath, so he wasn't allowed to use it, and he only had enough stone to get 10 of them written down.
Unfortunately, the 47th Commandment was, "Thou shalt not use softwood for dwellings, for it is unclean."
That's right, if your house was made with standard 2x4's, you're screwed. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
You had me until that. The God wrote the Ten Commandments!!! DUH!!!
AstroManLuca
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Can you blame them? They have to spend one day per week doing nothing but sitting around staring at the wall because everything is against the rules. I'd be bitter and unfriendly too if I had to spend the best day of the week doing fuck-all.
SunnyD
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Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: Jeff7
He's probably laughing hysterically at the herd of little severely obsessive-compulsive primates he's created (regardless of whatever religion you care to attribute this to.)
Ok, so we have to do things in 7-day cycles, but we can't do anything on the 7th day. Certain meat is unclean. Shave hair only on certain parts of the head. Wear specific hats, but not in certain places. God wants hats worn, but not in church. Wash your hands 5x on every third Thursday, but not on every second Wednesday, only if the month's name begins with M. Hands must be properly aligned for praying to work.
Aaaaand so on.
Moses had brought his Blackberry when he was going to receive the Commandments. But it was the Sabbath, so he wasn't allowed to use it, and he only had enough stone to get 10 of them written down.
Unfortunately, the 47th Commandment was, "Thou shalt not use softwood for dwellings, for it is unclean."
That's right, if your house was made with standard 2x4's, you're screwed. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
You had me until that. The God wrote the Ten Commandments!!! DUH!!!
No, Moses did. God just recited them to Moses to transcribe. Moses was nothing but a secretary bitch!
mugs
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Yes I'm sure. The compressor will turn on and off when it needs to, regardless of opening the door. All that says is that opening or closing the door will have no effect on anything the refrigerator does. Anything that otherwise might be controlled by the door will instead be controlled by a clock. It's all in the press release that was linked to in the OP.
Not much sense to defrosting or running the ice maker or fan if the refrigerator turns off.
PlasmaBomb
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middlehead
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