idNut

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My dad tells me to cook these two pizzas at 5:00 since he left to get my mom at her job at 4:00. So I did and they only took 10 minutes to cook and my parents still are not home. Fvcking cold now even when they're still in the oven.
 

oniq

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Your parents ran away from home. They knew you'd be posting about it rather than looking for them. The more you post, the farther they will get away from home, and most importantly you.
 

iamme

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Originally posted by: idNut in another thread
I think this emoticon was created just for this thread:
rolleye.gif

:D
 

PunDogg

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Eat them, then tell them the alien inside you got hungrey, and ate the pizza's

Dogg
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: luv2chill
Move the oven knob to warm and leave the pizzas in the oven. Problem solved.

l2c

they'll dry out that way
 

HonkeyDonk

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so idNut, when you were making these pizzas, and realized that your parents weren't home to eat them, were you all excited that you could make yet another pointless thread on ATOT? Geez, you are a friggin tard.
 

iwearnosox

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Take a pic of you teabagging the pie, then share it after you all eat. Hijinx will ensue, your dad will accuse you of being a rascal and he'll lovingly give you a noogie. A true family bonding moment.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Take a pic of you teabagging the pie, then share it after you all eat. Hijinx will ensue, your dad will accuse you of being a rascal and he'll lovingly give you a noogie. A true family bonding moment.

Why does that sound like a Tom Green moment? Mind you I think his father would be pissed off...