Games to play while walking home from the pub

OfficerDoofey

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Ok.. setting the scene..

its 3am.. youve been drinking with 3 or 4 of your close mates since 7pm at the pub. the pub shuts.. all your mates are staying at your place cause its your local. its a 30 minute walk from the pub to your place...

and so the super mario brothers walk home from the pub game begins..

To the theme music of super mario brothers.. (all players must keep the theme music going)

steps:

1) All players run into a propertys front lawn
2) find something to uproot
3) stand over it with legs either side
4) reach down and grab it at its base (a-la super mario brothers 2)
5) extract it and hold it above your head (dont forget to keep the theme music going)
6) run back out into the middle of the street (by now your mates should be joining u from there visits to neighbouring propertys)
7) take aim
8) fire... throw your object at one of your friends.. (yes letterboxes do hurt)
9) repeat steps 1 - 8 all the way home until only one man is standing...

Rules:
U are out of the game if A) you get hit by one of your mates objects and B) You get caught by the owner of the object.

This is hilarious. alot of fun... one of my mates tells the story that one night when i was walking home from the pub playing this game i rang him (my phone was in my pocket)... all he heard was the supermario theme going... "do-do-do-da-do-be-do" then a very loud smash.. followed by someone yelling out "RUN!!!" and with the phone in my pocket it sounded like something from the blair witch project where they have the camera and are running away lol...

Just a fun game i thought i would share :) Anyone have any new games to try walking home from the pub lol :)
 

OfficerDoofey

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Originally posted by: Drizzy
both countries are full of drunks. :) j/k "mates" , "pubs"...

lol not everyone is drunk... well let me rephrase that.. not everyone is drunk at the same time lol ;)

damn give away slang words lol...

well ok. do any of you guys and your "bro's" play stupid games walking home from a "bar" lol ;)
 

pull sh1t up out of my yard you're going to have my foot up your arse
if you're lucky, and your mario theme music is at a non intrusive volume level, i might just sic my dog on you
 

btw, don't trash other people's stuff for fun when you're drunk (or sober for that matter)
and don't be all loud and obnoxiously stupid..ESPECIALLY at 2am -- the innocent non-alcoholics and their kids are trying to sleep

drunks that do the above things give the rest of us drunks a bad reputation! ;)

btw, is ecstacy still the huge craze in ozland?
when i was in melbourne in 2000 it seemed like everyone was on the X
 

OfficerDoofey

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Originally posted by: jntdesign
btw, don't trash other people's stuff for fun when you're drunk (or sober for that matter)
and don't be all loud and obnoxiously stupid..ESPECIALLY at 2am -- the innocent non-alcoholics and their kids are trying to sleep

drunks that do the above things give the rest of us drunks a bad reputation! ;)

btw, is ecstacy still the huge craze in ozland?
when i was in melbourne in 2000 it seemed like everyone was on the X

yer im in melbourne, party drugs are readily available but its non mainstream... i would imagine it would be like going to any major city... your always gonna find your ravers... i dont know what its like in the states though..

Hey when im sober im responsible and reasonable.. i agree with not trashing ppl's stuff.... but when im under the influence, having a laugh seems more fun than caring about other ppl's feelings...
 

Kilgor

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Originally posted by: OfficerDoofey
Originally posted by: jntdesign
btw, don't trash other people's stuff for fun when you're drunk (or sober for that matter)
and don't be all loud and obnoxiously stupid..ESPECIALLY at 2am -- the innocent non-alcoholics and their kids are trying to sleep

drunks that do the above things give the rest of us drunks a bad reputation! ;)

btw, is ecstacy still the huge craze in ozland?
when i was in melbourne in 2000 it seemed like everyone was on the X

yer im in melbourne, party drugs are readily available but its non mainstream... i would imagine it would be like going to any major city... your always gonna find your ravers... i dont know what its like in the states though..

Hey when im sober im responsible and reasonable.. i agree with not trashing ppl's stuff.... but when im under the influence, having a laugh seems more fun than caring about other ppl's feelings...

Don't try that over here you might get shot or maimed.
 

OfficerDoofey

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Originally posted by: Kilgor
Originally posted by: OfficerDoofey
Originally posted by: jntdesign
btw, don't trash other people's stuff for fun when you're drunk (or sober for that matter)
and don't be all loud and obnoxiously stupid..ESPECIALLY at 2am -- the innocent non-alcoholics and their kids are trying to sleep

drunks that do the above things give the rest of us drunks a bad reputation! ;)

btw, is ecstacy still the huge craze in ozland?
when i was in melbourne in 2000 it seemed like everyone was on the X

yer im in melbourne, party drugs are readily available but its non mainstream... i would imagine it would be like going to any major city... your always gonna find your ravers... i dont know what its like in the states though..

Hey when im sober im responsible and reasonable.. i agree with not trashing ppl's stuff.... but when im under the influence, having a laugh seems more fun than caring about other ppl's feelings...

Don't try that over here you might get shot or maimed.

ok so im not a believer in 'what happen in a movie is real' but from what ive seen of american society (which admittedly isnt much) high school, and uni (sorry college ;)) students run a-muck doing stupid things like this..?? is it not true?