Gamers

[Dr. Zaus]

All can say is if you are so endowed, keep looking, there are women out there that are similarly sized, and you'll find one eventually, From my limited experience, I'd say 1 in 20 or so would be very happy to find a guy like you. and that my heart goes out to you and this playground BS we torture you with.

Namaste small penis owners, and don't give up.

In defense of your position the kamasutra offers a heuristics sizing of both women and men's

Men Women
Hare Deer
Bull Mare
Horse Elephant

Here's a Wikipedia article on length

 

[shortylickens]

Sorry, I was tired when I posted.

Fucking fire engine woke me up in the wee hours today.

Also, been watching King of the Hill and I think one of the dudes is named Dribble.

 

[Ichinisan]

Sorry, I was tired when I posted.

Fucking fire engine woke me up in the wee hours today.

Also, been watching King of the Hill and I think one of the dudes is named Dribble.

Dale Gribble (spelling?).

 

[Pliablemoose]

Dale Gribble (spelling?).

Shorty needs a Twitter account.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

No... I went to this one forum and OP was all of the posters... so yea.. no OP has it's fingers full.

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm loving that soundtrack. :wub:

Let me know if this works:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19038986/Game_Music_Emu_Java/test.html

...it gave me all kinds of hell and, now that I made it work, I'm not sure if it's just me.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Let me know if this works:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19038986/Game_Music_Emu_Java/test.html

...it gave me all kinds of hell and, now that I made it work, I'm not sure if it's just me.

No worky. I only use Dropbox for legit stuff anyways, but thanks for the links. I'll download the soundtrack eventually.

 

[Ichinisan]

No worky. I only use Dropbox for legit stuff anyways, but thanks for the links. I'll download the soundtrack eventually.

Not sure if you're implying that listening to real chiptunes isn't legit. It's way better than encoding as an audio file that's thousands of times larger than the original data that produced it.

Those aren't download links. It's a Java player and the links change tracks. Most of the SNES tracks crash the player

Anyway, Blargg's Java chip tune emulator is crude and he's looking for someone to maintain the code. I might just have to learn Java. Really, someone needs to convert this to HTML5.

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm not one, but, thanks to this short video, I believe I finally understand them.

Came across this old thread while Google-ing something. I laughed again

Bump for laugh!

 

[SandEagle]

wow, that's a pretty worthless video to make a thread about, someone needs a life...

do you know who the OP is, you ignorant dipshit. :sneaky:

 

[poofyhairguy]

Yup. As usual, after playing this game, I spent an hour or so listening to cover versions on YouTube.

Laboratory (Stage 4)
Original Guitar Cover

Chemical Factory (Stage 2)
Original Remix

Streets of Desolation (Stage 1 and Final Stage)
Original Guitar Cover

Underground Conduit (Stage 3)
Original

The guitar version of the Mega Man 3 theme is my favorite all time video on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw42YannfdI

That is until someone finally makes a classic guitar cover of the Wii Sports bowling song.

 

[olds]

FPS FTW! MMO sucks

 

[John Connor]

FPS FTW! MMO sucks

This x 10,000,000^100. Never played a MMO and have no desire. Now shit like an RPG such as Resident Evil, okay. Emulators FTW!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Resident Evil is an RPG? o rly?

 

[John Connor]

Well, you have several methods to the madness, so yes it's a RPG.

What I'm trying to say is that the outcome changes depending on what you do and the circumstances.

 

[moonbogg]

I found the video to be true and correct about MMO players. Of course, if you play BF4, then you are a beast of a manly man.

 

[Craig234]

I didn't see the video; if it's not saying 'gamers have small genitals', ignore the following.

Not every guy with small genitals can get a Porsche or moderate a forum. Some game.

 

[brianmanahan]

wow, that's a pretty worthless video to make a thread about, someone needs a life...

says the guy who posted this gem about his poops? http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2143157

 

[John Connor]

LMAO!