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Gallon Challenge and Triathlon of food...

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jmarti445

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Who has competed in the gallon challenge successfully and who can do a Triathlon of food?

A Triathlon of food is a gallon challenge, an entire pizza and a half gallon of Ice cream for the record in a span of 3 events and an hour rest time in between. I invented the concept of it and I want to know who is up to be its first winner.
 
triathlon = 3 things. you only have 2 foods, also this would be far too easy imho. You should add a 3rd food. Are you saying 1 pizza + 1 1/2 gallon of ice cream 3 times? I could do that.
 
jmarti445 said:
Who has competed in the gallon challenge successfully and who can do a Triathlon of food?

A Triathlon of food is a gallon challenge, an entire pizza and a half gallon of Ice cream for the record in a span of 3 events and an hour rest time in between. I invented the concept of it and I want to know who is up to be its first winner.
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that must be some good weed you're smoking
 
Gallon challenge + whole pizza + half gallon of ice cream = 3 foods.

I at one time could do the gallon challenge. Probably not now, but yeah. Gallon challenge wasn't difficult, and you have 5 hours to complete the triathlon of food so I wanna know is anyone up for it?
 
It would be easier if the 3 could be done concurrently over the 5 hours.

You're going to want something to drink while your eating that pizza anyway.
 
Are we talking a while cheese pizza or one loaded with meats or something in between?
 
Meat lovers, or supreme with extra cheese. You do realize this is atleast 12 pounds of food so you need 5 hours. Oh and no thin crust pizza, it would have to be like a Papa John's large or a chicago deep dish. Again, this is over 10 pounds of food.
 
ok, I didn't read your full post...

But it still sounds like you are high

but now that you mention it, I could probably do that triathlon if I was high.
 
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I don't do drugs, and like I said, I invented the Triathlon of food. I'm thinking of running it on 4th of July to see if I can do it, so I can be the first to complete it. As for the Gallon Challenge, its a gallon of milk in an hour, simple enough.
 
jmarti445 said:
I don't do drugs, and like I said, I invented the Triathlon of food. I'm thinking of running it on 4th of July to see if I can do it, so I can be the first to complete it. As for the Gallon Challenge, its a gallon of milk in an hour, simple enough.
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this seems like a terrible way to spend a 4th of july

'hey man how was your 4th?'
'i drank a gallon of milk, ate a whole pizza, and half a gallon of ice cream. then i threw it up. i can still taste it.'
 
Why? Seriously, why would anyone want to do something so pointless as this? You say you don't do drugs but your claim rings false...who sits around and thinks up some idiotic food eating "event" with time limits and all who isn't stoned out of their gourd?

Or maybe you're trying to rationalize your actual diet:hmm:
 
If I'm going to eat something really unhealthy I expect it to be delicious and I want to gain maximum enjoyment from it. This challenge does not sound enjoyable.
 
Food challenge competition are fun to watch when another dumbass is doing it. It's retarded if you're doing it yourself.
 
The 2nd two events are trivial compared to the first event. I've heard of no one who has consumed a gallon of whole milk in one hour and didn't regret it immensely (not to mention, lose by not being able to keep it down.)
 
Seems unbalanced. The third item should be an enormous steak. Then you have your three food groups -- milk, pizza, and steak.
 
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