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Lifer
- Feb 8, 2001
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Had a similar incident only no ticket.
I'm in the right hand lane of a two lane highway. Speed limit is 55, I'm going about 63, not hardly any other cars on the road. Some ahole is coming off a cloverleaf to merge into my lane. I could tell that he wasn't paying a bit of attention and sure enough he starts to merge right into me. I immediately went to the left lane to avoid being sideswiped and kept on going, not slowing down or anything. I realize half the population can't drive for sh!t so nothing really phases me now.
This ahole car speeds up gets right behind me, and I'm like Ohh sh!t, it's an unmarked cop. I slow down more to piss him off so he will go around and stop tailgating me and instead he turns on his lights. I pull over at the next service road and deputy dog(Old fat...boss hog type) walks over to the car. I already had my window down but that's it.
His first words "Jesus Christ. You are driving like a maniac. How did you get a license?"
"Same way as you did officer", I wait for an indication that he detected sarcasm or realized how stupid he was driving.
He with a dumb look "You must have been going 80 mph"
Me, "No actually I was going 55-60 because I'm in no real hurry. I might have sped up a little to get out of the way of a merging car that wasn't paying attention to oncoming traffic. I'm pretty sure I even had time to put my left hand turn signal on before I shifted lanes."
Clueless: "If I wasn't off duty, I'd right you a ticket for careless and reckless"
Me, "Alrighty then....Can I go now?"
He frowns and just walks over to his car.
I take the opportunity to switch the radio station from classical to rap, because I know old white cops hate that crap and drove right by him waving.
I'm in the right hand lane of a two lane highway. Speed limit is 55, I'm going about 63, not hardly any other cars on the road. Some ahole is coming off a cloverleaf to merge into my lane. I could tell that he wasn't paying a bit of attention and sure enough he starts to merge right into me. I immediately went to the left lane to avoid being sideswiped and kept on going, not slowing down or anything. I realize half the population can't drive for sh!t so nothing really phases me now.
This ahole car speeds up gets right behind me, and I'm like Ohh sh!t, it's an unmarked cop. I slow down more to piss him off so he will go around and stop tailgating me and instead he turns on his lights. I pull over at the next service road and deputy dog(Old fat...boss hog type) walks over to the car. I already had my window down but that's it.
His first words "Jesus Christ. You are driving like a maniac. How did you get a license?"
"Same way as you did officer", I wait for an indication that he detected sarcasm or realized how stupid he was driving.
He with a dumb look "You must have been going 80 mph"
Me, "No actually I was going 55-60 because I'm in no real hurry. I might have sped up a little to get out of the way of a merging car that wasn't paying attention to oncoming traffic. I'm pretty sure I even had time to put my left hand turn signal on before I shifted lanes."
Clueless: "If I wasn't off duty, I'd right you a ticket for careless and reckless"
Me, "Alrighty then....Can I go now?"
He frowns and just walks over to his car.
I take the opportunity to switch the radio station from classical to rap, because I know old white cops hate that crap and drove right by him waving.
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