GA man arrested for having sex with goat

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DrDoug

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Now for some non-Trump news... :thumbsup:

According to a Paulding County Sheriff's police report, Freddie Wadsworth, of Douglasville, was charged with bestiality after his neighbors reported an indecent exposure incident on July 27.
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Poor animal, and I'm not talking about the old man. I wonder if his neighbors looked out of their window and saw him working over the goat.

I like how the news report notes that the goat was female and white, two very important details...
 
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Moonbeam

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Poor DrPizza please post soon so we know it wasn't you whispering sweet nothing into that goat's ear.
 
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UberNeuman

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"It was 'round that time when the Duke boys caught old Uncle Jessie in what some city folks would call a 'compromising position'".

\jus' the good old boys, never meanin' no harm...
 
Bitek

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If your are going to fuck a goat.... Why do it in public?

That said, better than molesting children
 
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Puffnstuff

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I entered this thread for the express purpose of leaving some sort of sarcastic comment and once I arrived.....well after I made the mistake of clicking on the news link suddenly find myself without words.D:
 
HamburgerBoy

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If the goat was male, we wouldn't know which end the man was on. If he was Canadian and on the receiving end it would have been legal.
 
Puffnstuff

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Ewe know better than to get caught with a goat. Couldn't he have kept it in the barn or something?
 
1prophet

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He's lucky, other countries make you marry the goat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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HomerJS

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They didn't arrest him for having sex with a goat. He put it in the goat's ass and that's gay.
 
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