Fvcking wedding costs

minendo

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The woman just called to let me know she ordered a wedding dress today. There's $4200 I'll never see again.
 

PatboyX

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ill try to remember to bump this so beattie0 can join in the fun.
whens the big day?
 

aplefka

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Well, maybe the dressmaker will turn out to be a gay guy and you can have your loudmouthed obnoxious friend talk him down after having a danceoff in a gay bar with one of his friends.
 

myusername

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That's what you get for telling me you were straight when I was hitting on you at the bar.
 
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my rule: she pays for teh wedding dress if its over 2K. I pay for my suit and for the boys. The wedding is slpit down teh middle.

Its 50/50 with me.

My ideal wedding: getting married in shorts or whatever with no fancy ceremony (like vi_edit's sandals resort wedding) and get it over with a reception.
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Well, maybe the dressmaker will turn out to be a gay guy and you can have your loudmouthed obnoxious friend talk him down after having a danceoff in a gay bar with one of his friends.

no dissing off the Stiffmeister!
 

dartworth

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Jul 29, 2001
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wow...it's like you are the first to have ever have wedding expenses...

you might be on to something here...please keep us updated so we can keep our exel docs updated...
 

meltdown75

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it costs a ton. thank God our parents helped out as much as they did.

most ridiculous expense: limo-bus to bring bridal party to church & take wedding party to pictures / reception. total time spent in it: ~20 minutes

cost: $800
 

amol

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Jul 8, 2001
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oh noes!! you could have bought 5 FX-55s for that!!!

i hope her wedding dress is equal to 13GHz of FX power!!
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Well, maybe the dressmaker will turn out to be a gay guy and you can have your loudmouthed obnoxious friend talk him down after having a danceoff in a gay bar with one of his friends.

lol I think I'm going to rent that movie tonight, just to watch that scene.
 

cavemanmoron

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Mar 13, 2001
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what about a used dress,
$4000 Four THOUSAND plus dollars for a dress? wtf,

rent a dress.
Ok honey,we can have a house,or you can wear a fancy dress for 8 hours,at $500 per hour?

Then it goes in a box for 40 years?>
:(
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: minendo
The woman just called to let me know she ordered a wedding dress today. There's $4200 I'll never see again.
too much :thumbsdown:

you sure complain a lot about this whole wedding thing.

 

rh71

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wtf that's outrageous.... $1k is already pushing it.

Budget - try it.
 

TheShiz

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that is a nice sum to pay for something that is going to be worn once then probably thrown in a closet for 30 years, then the garbage