Fvcking villagers say no to name change

LeiZaK

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An Austrian village called Fvcking will not change its name despite Brits making off with its roadsigns.

Mayor Siegfried Hauppl has asked visitors to lay off the signs which began to attract outside attention after British and US soldiers passing through in 1945 illuminated the locals as to the English meaning of Fvcking, Ananova reports.

Hauppl explained: "We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, Fvcking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fvck or the Fvck family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement."

We reckon that Fvcking has been around a lot longer than 800 years, otherwise there wouldn't have been any Fvcks to lend their name to the village in the first place, would there?

Be that as it may, the disappointing news is that the residents of Fvcking are - according to Franz Duernsteiner, an expert on preposterous Austrian village names - very "conservative" people. He said: "Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it."

That's fair enough, and certainly something the residents of Milton Keynes can sympathise with.
 

nakedfrog

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He said: "Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it."

:D
We all came from Fvcking though :p
 

iamme

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being able to say "Let's go back to fvcking" to a girl with a straight face......priceless.
 

Gibsons

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This town is sitting on a gold mine of T-shirts, signs, etc. they just need an internet store.
 

733SHiFTY

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LOL

At first I thought that the town's name was actually"Fvcking" with a v and not a u...

That said, what would be funnier, if the town was spelled w/ a v or a u???