fvcking bird (now with pics)

[aidanjm]

bitey appears to be admiring himself in the reflection in the window

 

[narcotic]

go to the nearest pawn shop, get a double-barrel sawed off shotgun, go back home, resolve the issue with the fvckers.

case closed. Another satisfied customer.

 

[jds2006]

You should clean the edges of your window

 

[Sheepathon]

Mmmm roast parakeet with a glass of wine and some sorbet.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Birds are the worst! :thumbsdown:

Let them outside, so they wont know how to find food, and then die...yay


seth

 

[compuwiz1]

Why the fsck would anyone want to own a bird? bite you, crap on you, bitch at you, squack at you, and finaly if they talk, mimic you. LOL, yeah, just what I need in my life.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Why the fsck would anyone want to own a bird? bite you, crap on you, bitch at you, squack at you, and finaly if they talk, mimic you. LOL, yeah, just what I need in my life.

because birds = uber cuteness

 

[iamtrout]

Birds are cute, but as far as parakeets are considered they're unfortunately too stupid for my liking... I used to own four. They made no sense.

 

[edmundoab]

but it looks cute,
give em some good freedom yeah,
don't shoot it down or anything. its not a crow!

 

[geno]

"Bitey the asshole bird" Hahahaha

 

[0roo0roo]

looks like mine. cept the blue one flew away

the stench of their sh*t is bleh.

and yes its dull. and once you think about it.. kinda sad. "i know why the caged bird sings"......

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Why the fsck would anyone want to own a woman? bite you, crap on you, bitch at you, squack at you, and finaly if they talk, mimic you. LOL, yeah, just what I need in my life.

Fixed.

-Jason

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: notfred
Apparently my roommate forgot to close his parakeet cage after feeding them and leaving. now there's birds flying around the house. I tried to catch the damn things, but one of them bit the hell out of my finger so I jsut tthrew it back in his room and shut the door. Ha can catch the fvckers.

Ok, pics:
Bitey the asshole bird. It looks like he wants to go outside. Maybe I should open the window for him.

This one didn't bite me, but I don't like it either.

Those are budgies not parakeets.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

hahahah notfred got his ass kicked by a wittle birdie

 

[Slacker]

Try this combination bird catcher and fly swatter. :thumbsup:

 

[DannyBoy]

lollerskates

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: Slacker
Try this combination bird catcher and fly swatter. :thumbsup:

There's this awesome new file format called jpeg.

 

[Slacker]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: Slacker
Try this combination bird catcher and fly swatter. :thumbsup:

There's this awesome new file format called jpeg.

Just for you :lips: Newfangled JPEG style combination bird catcher and fly swatter

 

[NiKeFiDO]

props for proper photography! rarely do OPs come through w/ the pictars!

 

[Transition]

Repost!

(from Honda-Tech)

 

[LordMorpheus]

my suitmate's girlfriend has some birds. One of them is really clumsy and when she lets it out of the cage it flies into walls and windows and stuff. It'll be heading for a doorway and miss high or wide and just fly full tilt into a wall. Its the funniest thing ever. sometimes it gets too low and skid-lands on accident. absolutely hilarious.

 

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[Brutuskend]

Birds + Tennis racket = Profit!

(A REALLY don't care for house birds.)

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
At least I got chicken.

:laugh:

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: 95SS
"Do the parakeets have large talons?"

napoleon, give me some of your tots.