Fuq this, I'm gonna become a priest....

[Monel Funkawitz]

I just came back from the Niles Gun Show over in Ohio. I went with a friend of mine, and we were walking around the tables, and I see this cute girl running a table all by herself with no ring on. "Jackpot" I think. "A cute chick that likes guns... my kinda woman" We walk down, and I casually strut by the table doing my best rooster with hemorroids impression, and I hear in a real sweet southern accent "Hi guys. How are ya" I squeak out a "Not too~Cough~" kick into my manly voice "Not too bad", and turn around to see the girl of my dreams with a big ole' pinch of Cherry flavored Skoal in her lip, spitting in a empty spring water bottle.

"You from West Virginia?" I ask. "Uh huh, howd ya guess?" she replied. :Q

I am cutting off my winky tonight and becomming a monk. ~Blech!~

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

BTW, I am dead serious here. She was cute. Not supermodel hot, but cute.

 

[yakko]

hahahaha

 

[Sentry21]

I hate when that happens. It's such a turn off.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Hehe, that must work a lot better than wearing a wedding ring

 

[RGN]

I am cutting off my winky tonight...

um, is your last name Bobbit? :Q

 

[SexEPid]

Buwhahahahaha!

 

[Muadib]

Heh, what did you expect. It was a gun show after all.

 

[jhu]

turn around to see the girl of my dreams with a big ole' pinch of Cherry flavored Skoal in her lip, spitting in a empty spring water bottle.

i didn't quite understant this part

 

[Ladies Man]

she had chewing tabacco in her mouth

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Yeah. I have this phobia about having tobacco juice on my man organ I guess.