<< "Exactly. Now look, if I were to sell you a mod chip I would lose you as a customer. Now, if I were going to lose you as a customer I'd rather do it on a high note like setting you on fire. At least then I would have some satisfaction of a job well done."
"I'm leaving!"
"But I haven't set you on fire yet!" >>
ROFL!!!
Wow, I can see myself sitting here all night reading this stuff 😀