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Funny thing happened to me today.

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tec699

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So I was using the men's bathroom. I'm standing there doing my thing and I hear someone in one of the stalls. The person is urinating and it seemed like it went on for a good couple minutes. I'm thinking to myself that guys don't urinate for that long and I dismissed it and thought one of the toilets had a leak of some sort. We'll I just started to use the urinal and a lady walks out of the stall! She scared the HELL out of me because I thought I was in the ladies room! She looked at me and was embarrassed. Here I am with my thang out and this lady walks out of a man's stall! Anyway, so I did what I had to do and went to her while she was washing her hands. I told her that the ladies restrooms were on the other side of the building! She looked at me and said something and left. She was embarrassed!!! 🙂

Funny stuff.
 
Originally posted by: Chompman
Here I am with my thang out and this lady walks out of a man's stall!
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So you are just walking in the bathroom with it out? ... :Q

😀
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Do you want me to get arrested? 🙂

I was using the urinal and she walked out! I was draining the dragon when she walked out of one of the stalls.
 
Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
haha, you shoulda went over and pissed on her, that'd of kept her from ever going back in a men's restroom
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Would have marked your territory as well, so everyone would know that she was taken... :evil:
 
Originally posted by: PunDogg
Originally posted by: Hammer
you see that happen at bars all the time. women don't want to wait in line.
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yeah its funny as hell

Dogg
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I don't blame them. Guys outnumber them in bars 3 to 1, yet their line is 5 times as long. I bet if they took the mirrors out the problem would go away :evil:
 
was she attractive? if so, why didn't you say something better, instead of little tec doing the talking?🙂
 
The problem with the women bathrooms at bars is that they go in packs. Women will need to go to the bathroom and they will ask the other women to go with them. If men did that their friends would wonder about their sexual orientation.
 
Did she not see the urinal? If I walked into a bathroom without a urinal, I would immediately walk about and check that I was in the right place.
 
She probably has a weak bladder and ran in there knowing it was a men's bathroom and was just embarassed she got caught.
 
Originally posted by: tec699
So I was using the men's bathroom. I'm standing there doing my thing and I hear someone in one of the stalls. The person is urinating and it seemed like it went on for a good couple minutes. I'm thinking to myself that guys don't urinate for that long and I dismissed it and thought one of the toilets had a leak of some sort. We'll I just started to use the urinal and a lady walks out of the stall! She scared the HELL out of me because I thought I was in the ladies room! She looked at me and was embarrassed. Here I am with my thang out and this lady walks out of a man's stall! Anyway, so I did what I had to do and went to her while she was washing her hands. I told her that the ladies restrooms were on the other side of the building! She looked at me and said something and left. She was embarrassed!!! 🙂

Funny stuff.
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"If you like what you saw, here's my number." would have been the appropriate action.
 
Originally posted by: tec699
So I was using the men's bathroom. I'm standing there doing my thing and I hear someone in one of the stalls. The person is urinating and it seemed like it went on for a good couple minutes. I'm thinking to myself that guys don't urinate for that long and I dismissed it and thought one of the toilets had a leak of some sort. We'll I just started to use the urinal and a lady walks out of the stall! She scared the HELL out of me because I thought I was in the ladies room! She looked at me and was embarrassed. Here I am with my thang out and this lady walks out of a man's stall! Anyway, so I did what I had to do and went to her while she was washing her hands. I told her that the ladies restrooms were on the other side of the building! She looked at me and said something and left. She was embarrassed!!! 🙂

Funny stuff.
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You should have said, "Hey, I could use a little help over here. Don't be afraid, just jump right in."
 
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