Ok so im in mexico and me and my brother are at this bar. Im 20, my brother is like 14. Like all of my mexico trips we are getting drunk off our @sses, and anoying pretty women who mistakenly chose to sit next to us. Anyways we had been there for about 1 1/2 hours and im gone. My drink of choice is rum and coke, and i can drink 1 every 5-10 min.
So sitting there hammered, my brother starts nudging me. I look over at him and he is staring oppen mouthed in the opposit direction. I turn around and see the most beutifull girl i had ever seen in my life.
Now im a shy person, i dont like to go out of my confort zone, and crazy hot girls are not in it, so i just sat there a min. letting her sink in. Thats when my brother (14) starts saying that if i dont go talk to her im the biggest puss in the world. Now with my liquid courage coursing through me, i decide i can do it, order another drink, and walk on over.
Let me set the scene:
We are on a deck that overlooks the ocean and the beach. The sun had just set, and you could see tendrills of light sweeping through the water out on the horizon. It was romantic to say the least.
So i walk over to the ledge that she is standing next to, and ask her for a light (she was smoking and i smoke), and we started up conversation. She thought i didnt look like the type to smoke (im a well built blond haired god like male), and blah blah blah. I open up with some bad pick up line that never works. Things are going good.
So after a little small talk I start talking about her, how good she looks, where shes from, that kind of stuff (women, like men, love to talk about themselves). Anyways turns out shes a russian (YES!(Russians are soooo hot) ) that lives in Cannida. Shes also only 17, and i can tell is digging me, no joke she wants my dick.
Not wanting to waste the beach, i suggest that we meet back up on the beach, because i had to go change. I also told her i was going to smoke some cheeba and she was down with that too (note to the wise, never buy weed in Mexico, it sucks). So i grab another drink and leave to go back to my condo on the beach.
Back at the condo my little brother starts going off on how hot this girl is to my twin. He said maybe two words to her and hes like bouncing off the walls (agian this girl was stunning), and says to my twin he has to go down there with me. So he asked and i agree but i tell him he will have to bounce because i wanted sex. He agrees.
We go down to the beach, after i get two drinks for the road, and she finaly comes down to see me. She had changed into a bikinni and see through sorong that was HOT. Anyways we start chatting it up and smoking pot, and i start to feel the drinks. Like a light switch my stomach turns on and realizes that i have, at this point, around 17 drinks in me. I take a hit and fall back, on the catameran we are smoking on (its beached at the moment) and realize that i had made a mistake with that last drink. I ask my brother to give me a hand up, and stick out my hand.
Now at this point she is sitting right next to me, and as my brother takes my hand and starts pulling me up, the flood gates open. I start barffing all over him, myself and the boat. She just looks at me open mouthed like im some sort of monster. No joke her eyes are wide open in disgust.
My twin looks at me horrified, lets out this scream and starts running for the ocean. I, very carefully, start getting of the boat, while avoiding my own puke. The girl has still not said a word. I quickly tell her that im very sorry, and i didnt mean that to happen, blah blah blah, and she still hasnt talked. It wasnt untill i looked at my brother scrubbing himself in the ocean that we both started laughing.
Anyways i tell her I'd meet her that next day on the beach and stumble home.
Needless to say i never went to go meet her, feeling much to much like an @ss hole.
So sitting there hammered, my brother starts nudging me. I look over at him and he is staring oppen mouthed in the opposit direction. I turn around and see the most beutifull girl i had ever seen in my life.
Now im a shy person, i dont like to go out of my confort zone, and crazy hot girls are not in it, so i just sat there a min. letting her sink in. Thats when my brother (14) starts saying that if i dont go talk to her im the biggest puss in the world. Now with my liquid courage coursing through me, i decide i can do it, order another drink, and walk on over.
Let me set the scene:
We are on a deck that overlooks the ocean and the beach. The sun had just set, and you could see tendrills of light sweeping through the water out on the horizon. It was romantic to say the least.
So i walk over to the ledge that she is standing next to, and ask her for a light (she was smoking and i smoke), and we started up conversation. She thought i didnt look like the type to smoke (im a well built blond haired god like male), and blah blah blah. I open up with some bad pick up line that never works. Things are going good.
So after a little small talk I start talking about her, how good she looks, where shes from, that kind of stuff (women, like men, love to talk about themselves). Anyways turns out shes a russian (YES!(Russians are soooo hot) ) that lives in Cannida. Shes also only 17, and i can tell is digging me, no joke she wants my dick.
Not wanting to waste the beach, i suggest that we meet back up on the beach, because i had to go change. I also told her i was going to smoke some cheeba and she was down with that too (note to the wise, never buy weed in Mexico, it sucks). So i grab another drink and leave to go back to my condo on the beach.
Back at the condo my little brother starts going off on how hot this girl is to my twin. He said maybe two words to her and hes like bouncing off the walls (agian this girl was stunning), and says to my twin he has to go down there with me. So he asked and i agree but i tell him he will have to bounce because i wanted sex. He agrees.
We go down to the beach, after i get two drinks for the road, and she finaly comes down to see me. She had changed into a bikinni and see through sorong that was HOT. Anyways we start chatting it up and smoking pot, and i start to feel the drinks. Like a light switch my stomach turns on and realizes that i have, at this point, around 17 drinks in me. I take a hit and fall back, on the catameran we are smoking on (its beached at the moment) and realize that i had made a mistake with that last drink. I ask my brother to give me a hand up, and stick out my hand.
Now at this point she is sitting right next to me, and as my brother takes my hand and starts pulling me up, the flood gates open. I start barffing all over him, myself and the boat. She just looks at me open mouthed like im some sort of monster. No joke her eyes are wide open in disgust.
My twin looks at me horrified, lets out this scream and starts running for the ocean. I, very carefully, start getting of the boat, while avoiding my own puke. The girl has still not said a word. I quickly tell her that im very sorry, and i didnt mean that to happen, blah blah blah, and she still hasnt talked. It wasnt untill i looked at my brother scrubbing himself in the ocean that we both started laughing.
Anyways i tell her I'd meet her that next day on the beach and stumble home.
Needless to say i never went to go meet her, feeling much to much like an @ss hole.
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