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UnatcoAgent

UnatcoAgent

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Girlfriend goes home wearing a pair of my pyjamma pants, which are a light camo material from blue notes (ugh).

Mom washes pants, calls girlfriend and tells her at work she's found some sort of wrapper in my pants after doing her laundry.

Girlfriend goes home, wrapper is sitting on kitchen counter, parents await explanation.

Girlfriend doesn't know what to say, gets a "talking" too. (important: wrapper had turned silver after going through wash; packaging disolved)

Meanwhile, I'm perplexed because we havn't used condoms in a month and a half, and I never keep wrappers in my pants. Sure enough it was a wrapper for one of those sani-napkin things.

I give her a new sani-napkin, she puts it back on the kitchen counter next to found "condom" wrapper, parents apologize.

Me = back in good books with them. (they're retardedly over-protective)

w00t!

 
UnatcoAgent

UnatcoAgent

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Yeah, the worst part is that a condom wrapper and a napkin wrapper don't even look the same. The wrapper had turned all silver after going through the wash, but it's quite a bit smaller.

Silly girl didn't realize.
 
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Darthvoy

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Yeah that happened to me too, except my mom washed my jacket. On the inside pocket I had about 30 of those wet naps (I had gone to a restaurant the night before). ANyways, my mom confronts me about it and tells me what the heck is this...I take one from her hand and open it, then she just laughs and carries on.
 
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shuan24

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that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.
 
AnyMal

AnyMal

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Originally posted by: shuan24
but....you really should wear the jimmy.
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exactly.. explaining their daughter's bulging belly will be a bit harder ;)
 
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dsfunk

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dude, I told you a sani napkin will not keep her from getting pregnant. Use a real condom.
 
UnatcoAgent

UnatcoAgent

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Originally posted by: shuan24
that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.
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I'm sure her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago, she's 20 after all. However, the situation was not a smooth one until the entrance of the second napkin.
 
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b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: Sabot
Originally posted by: shuan24
that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.
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I'm sure her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago, she's 20 after all. However, the situation was not a smooth one until the entrance of the second napkin.
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If they know y'all're having sex anyway, why are they mad about condom use?
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: Sabot
Originally posted by: shuan24
that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.
Click to expand...

I'm sure her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago, she's 20 after all. However, the situation was not a smooth one until the entrance of the second napkin.
Click to expand...

If they know y'all're having sex anyway, why are they mad about condom use?
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Because they OMG AREN'T MARRIED AND ARE LIVING IN SIN AND ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AND PROBABLY SMOKE CRUSHED BABY BONES AFTER SEX. </Catholic mindset>

- M4H
 
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