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Funny story about a girl that called me

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Hammer

Lifer
This morning when I checked my messages from last night I noticed a number and name of a girl I didn't know on the caller id. She had a left a msg saying she didn't know me or I her, but wanted to go out next time I was in town. Heh, apparently my brother met her and some of her friends and he gave her my number. Just wanted to share that, I thought it was funny this morning. 🙂
 
Well i though it was unsual, apparently baff does this all the time 😉



<< my belly button doesn't smell funny... just wanted to share that 🙂 >>

 


<< Well i though it was unsual, apparently baff does this all the time 😉



<< my belly button doesn't smell funny... just wanted to share that 🙂 >>

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hehehe, some of the messages left on my answering machine would amaze you 🙂



<--- exasperated support to frustrated end users 🙂
 
Well, I've never gotten phopne messages like that, but I got the strangest e-mail about a year ago

<< Subject:
I am not sure if I am writing this letter to the right Ken of if you
even go by "Ken" at all..but I thought I'd try anyways...

OK..so you sat beside me on the plane and this is my third day here in
Boulder and you haven't called yet and so I was thinking that you lost the
number I gave you and that you've wanted to get together but just couldn't
call me but then I began thinking that maybe you want to call but were just
doing the "I'll wait a few days before I call her" thing which really isn't
necessary since I am only here until Sunday and then I thought that maybe you
changed your mind and didn't want to call me at all which I guess I can
understand since after I leave Boulder we will be in two completely different
states and really won't get to see one another which than may seem like a
waste of time but after the 4 hour plane ride beside you I don't think the
latter is how you are so that is why I am writing you now if you are even
that "Ken" at all which you very well might not be since there are thousands
of possibilities I could choose from at the CU website but for some reason I
have a good feeling about this name just like
I had a good feeling when I left the airport just like I had a good feeling
when you asked me about my drawing just like I had a good feeling when you
sat next to me just like I had a good feeling when I saw you at the airport
asking the front desk for a first class ticket to Denver. >>

I knew it wasn't me from the beginning; I never even fly. Names, e-mails, and phone numbers withheld to protect the (apparently very) innocent. 🙂
 
You actually have the potential to get a date?!

MWHAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAAHAAAHAAHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!! 😀😀😀

Dang, that WAS funny! 😉
 
I got a call once from a girl that was mad at another guy that shared my name. Whe was upset that he/I had never called her back or something like that. I don't know if she ever actually believed me when I told her that she is talking to the wrong guy. heheheheh.
 


<< You actually have the potential to get a date?!

MWHAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAAHAAAHAAHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!! 😀😀😀

Dang, that WAS funny! 😉 >>

 


<< I am not sure if I am writing this letter to the right Ken of if you
even go by "Ken" at all..but I thought I'd try anyways...

OK..so you sat beside me on the plane and this is my third day here in
Boulder and you haven't called yet and so I was thinking that you lost the
number I gave you and that you've wanted to get together but just couldn't
call me but then I began thinking that maybe you want to call but were just
doing the "I'll wait a few days before I call her" thing which really isn't
necessary since I am only here until Sunday and then I thought that maybe you
changed your mind and didn't want to call me at all which I guess I can
understand since after I leave Boulder we will be in two completely different
states and really won't get to see one another which than may seem like a
waste of time but after the 4 hour plane ride beside you I don't think the
latter is how you are so that is why I am writing you now if you are even
that "Ken" at all which you very well might not be since there are thousands
of possibilities I could choose from at the CU website but for some reason I
have a good feeling about this name just like
I had a good feeling when I left the airport just like I had a good feeling
when you asked me about my drawing just like I had a good feeling when you
sat next to me just like I had a good feeling when I saw you at the airport
asking the front desk for a first class ticket to Denver. >>


Can you say psycho? That whole thing was ONE sentence! :Q
 
That's exactly what I thought. 🙂



<< Sounds like that Ken guy joined the mile high club then ditched the chick 😀 >>

 


<< I see you are in your usual good mood today, Red. >>

Hey if I read a couple more "Funny" posts like yours I will be in great spirits..yawn.
 
Just ask one of the orderlies at the nursing home to up your medication and it should help.



<< Hey if I read a couple more "Funny" posts like yours I will be in great spirits..yawn. >>

 


<< Just ask one of the orderlies at the nursing home to up your medication and it should help. >>

Yep .. More Meth should do the trick. At least I won't be nodding off when reading you interesting posts and your insightful views (yeah right, I'd need all the Cocaine in South America to stay awake for that)
 
I bet its hard to sit still long enough to read them. I saw a coupon for hemorrhoid medication in the Sunday paper, you might try that.



<< Yep .. More Meth should do the trick. At least I won't be nodding off when reading you interesting posts and your insightful views (yeah right, I'd need all the Cocaine in South America to stay awake for that) >>

 


<< I saw a coupon for hemorrhoid medication in the Sunday paper, you might try that. >>

It couldn't be any more numbing than your posts.
 


<<

<< I saw a coupon for hemorrhoid medication in the Sunday paper, you might try that. >>

It couldn't be any more numbing than your posts. >>




Hahahaha !!!


Hey Hammer I thnk he's got you on this one 🙂
 


<< I know that given where RD is from that wouldn't be new ground to him. >>

Hahaha.. you are so clever. California, San Francisco, Homosexuals, Kissing other men. Boy the way your mind works it's a wonder that you can figure out how to get out of bed in the morning🙂
 
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