Funny stories that have happened to u.

[alanwest09872]

Ok I posted this under a hair loss thread I figured I would share with everyone.

Ok one night I wanted to go out parting. I got dressed and ready to go out. I looked for some hair gel, I couldnt find any so I went with Mousse. There was one bottle in there. It looked kind of strange but in big letters it stated MOUSSE. I said ok I will use t his. I put a whole bunch of it in my hair.
The whole night I walked around saying "what is that smell" it was a heavy chemical smell. Well the night didnt go well (didnt get laid) So I went home depressed and went to bed.
The next day I woke up and still could smell that heavy chemical smell. I decided to take a shower. During that shower my hair started falling out in clumps in different areas. I was freaked out. First thing that entered my mind was do I have cancer or what lol (i know cancer doesnt make your hair fallout it was just a knee jerk reaction). I started to calm down I went to look at the bottle of Mousse. after closer examination I read Mousse and in little letter HAIR REMOVAL. Why wouldnt they put Hair Removal iin big letters.

Well thats my funny story. I found it entertaining and so did the hair dresser that had to shave my head. Since I head a bunch of missing hair all over the place. Like a cheetahs spots but the spots on my head where bald.

 

[Avalon]

I was 13 and riding on bicycle with a couple friends at night, along a sidewalk. Cop drives by, stops us, and tickets all 3 of us for riding without a head light. None of us even knew you were supposed to.

Never got a ticket in a car.

 

[alanwest09872]

I was 13 and riding on bicycle with a couple friends at night, along a sidewalk. Cop drives by, stops us, and tickets all 3 of us for riding without a head light. None of us even knew you were supposed to.

Never got a ticket in a car.

wow that sucks. I wouldve said my name is john doe lol jk.
Ive only gotten one ticket in a car and that was a registration ticket.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Your hair doesn't fall out from cancer, it falls out because of chemo ...............

 

[alanwest09872]

Your hair doesn't fall out from cancer, it falls out because of chemo ...............

I know its just the first thing that poped into my head. If you ever reach up and pull out a huge chunk of hair without even trying you will freak a bit to and since my uncle just died of cancer that was the first thing that poped into my head.

Trust me I know cancer doesnt make you go bald it was just a knee jerk reaction. I will edit my post so others dont think I meant t hat to lol

 

[ViviTheMage]

I know its just the first thing that poped into my head. If you ever reach up and pull out a huge chunk of hair without even trying you will freak a bit to and since my uncle just died of cancer that was the first thing that poped into my head.

Trust me I know cancer doesnt make you go bald it was just a knee jerk reaction. I will edit my post so others dont think I meant t hat to lol

No doubt i'd freak out, but I don't think I would assume I had cancer ... haha.

 

[alanwest09872]

No doubt i'd freak out, but I don't think I would assume I had cancer ... haha.

hey at least I was honest lol. Some people would have been to embarrassed to have admitted something like not me thou.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

I accidentally brushed my teeth with Desiten diaper rash cream when I was sleep deprived with my first kid... didn't leave my mouth tasting minty fresh lol

 

[alanwest09872]

I accidentally brushed my teeth with Desiten diaper rash cream when I was sleep deprived with my first kid... didn't leave my mouth tasting minty fresh lol

Thats pretty funny. at least your mouth was rash free.

 

[Ruptga]

Well, this morning I woke up to Dammit (one of our cats) trying to scrabble up the headboard. The tard likes to creep on me from on top of it, especially when he's hungry, and he'd trapped himself by falling into the window that the bed's pushed up against. I realize this is a little lame, but if you've ever owned a cat you will understand.

There was also this time that both cats got themselves trapped in a drawer. My wife had been looking for something and left the drawer open after she was done looking in it. Later she finds what she is looking for and closes the drawer. A few unusually quiet hours later we hear the drawer meowing, open it up, and two cats pop out. They're dumb, but at least their impulse to explore makes them easy to trap under the sheets when they feel like playing pounce-the-foot in the morning.