Funny SPAM titles

[MrChicken]

I get a lot of spam, sometimes the titles crack me up. Seeing as how we could use a little humor aorund here, I thought we share some of these.

Today I got one that said :
"Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!"

Ok, now even if I did want to attract men, why would I want them to have bigger breasts?

 

[MrBond]

Can't think of any offhand (at least none better then yours). I do get about one of the following each week in my spambox.

[My Email Here]: I just graduated from [Insert Lewd University name here] with a B.S. (bacholer's of sucking) in [Insert lewd sex act here], and now I'm [Insert lewd proposition here].

Boy I'm glad I don't use that box for anything other then spam