They offer remedial reading courses at the Klan meetings now. Apparently the Trump/Biden voting confusion caused quite an uproar.What's the point? You live in Mississippi, no one is going to be able to read them.
[In gramma's voice] It's so nice to see volunteer organizations giving back to the community - whether they want it or not.They offer remedial reading courses at the Klan meetings now. Apparently the Trump/Biden voting confusion caused quite an uproar.
That makes me laugh twice as hard. She'll tell me how much she loves me knowing I'm going to do my best Beastie Boys rap stance and say "Sucka!"Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Yes, I can explain it to you - but I cannot understand it for you.
I know a slightly modified version of this joke -Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
I know a slightly modified version of this joke -
Marriage is an institution. But do you really want to spend the rest of your life in an institution?
Ya got me by 2 years, when people ask how long, I just say "seems like forever".No shit. In just a couple of months, my wife and I will be married 49 years. There's not many lifers in prison who have served sentences that long.
Bless her insane heart.No shit. In just a couple of months, my wife and I will be married 49 years. There's not many lifers in prison who have served sentences that long.