Funny Roommate problem!! YART

[globalcitizen]

Hey all,

Just like to realte amusing set of incidents. I am living with my excellent roommate for 2 years now at college. Since I am an international student in the US, most of the stuff in the room is his since he lives like an hour frm the uni. We have a loft in the room which is good. Until today i noticed that the loft is twisted on my side and some big cracks on the support wood. Guess my 230 lb frams is getting too heavy for the bed. Well guess i have to sleep on the couch until i can let him know when he gets back. Funny thing is that I broke his camping chairs last year when i sat on it.

Guess i gotta stop eating so much pizza

 

[ironcrotch]

Eat some vegetables.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: globalcitizen
Guess i gotta stop eating so much pizza

And exercise would do you good too.

 

[rsd]

Originally posted by: globalcitizen
Hey all,

Just like to realte amusing set of incidents. I am living with my excellent roommate for 2 years now at college. Since I am an international student in the US, most of the stuff in the room is his since he lives like an hour frm the uni. We have a loft in the room which is good. Until today i noticed that the loft is twisted on my side and some big cracks on the support wood. Guess my 230 lb frams is getting too heavy for the bed. Well guess i have to sleep on the couch until i can let him know when he gets back. Funny thing is that I broke his camping chairs last year when i sat on it.

Guess i gotta stop eating so much pizza

lose weight

 

[globalcitizen]

My mom has been telling me that for the last 4 yrs and i am still the same. Ironcrotch, fyi i have vegetarian toppings on the pizza.

 

[TheWart]

Originally posted by: globalcitizen
Hey all,

Just like to realte amusing set of incidents. I am living with my excellent roommate for 2 years now at college. Since I am an international student in the US, most of the stuff in the room is his since he lives like an hour frm the uni. We have a loft in the room which is good. Until today i noticed that the loft is twisted on my side and some big cracks on the support wood. Guess my 230 lb frams is getting too heavy for the bed. Well guess i have to sleep on the couch until i can let him know when he gets back. Funny thing is that I broke his camping chairs last year when i sat on it.

Guess i gotta stop eating so much pizza

just prop up the bed with a *lot* of pizza boxes

 

[Black88GTA]

Sounds like the guys who lived across the hall from me in the dorm my freshman year....only they ignored the crack. Until 3am on a Tuesday night. It was at that point that the loft collapsed with them in it and smashed one guy's computer monitor. Oh, and it killed their fish.

Everyone on the floor woke up of course, laughed hysterically at them for a while, then went back to bed.

Moral of this story: Take care of it right now, before your loft collapses, kills your computer and your fish, and makes you the laughingstock of the entire floor.

 

[nageov3t]

lol. I always hated lofted beds in college. first thing we did during that one year where my dorm had lofted beds was to convert them to bunk beds.

sophomore year, as my friend's roommate was climbing down from the bed, the ladder slipped and he cracked his laptop in half :/

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.

 

[SuperPickle]

Zip-ties. Lots of 'em. Problem solved.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: globalcitizen
My mom has been telling me that for the last 4 yrs and i am still the same. Ironcrotch, fyi i have vegetarian toppings on the pizza.

Lemme guess... with a 2 liter of diet Mountain Dew to go with it and some reduced fat cookies for dessert? Perhaps a nice healthy salad DRENCHED in dressing to make you feel good mentally...



(Sorry, been dieting myself. It's sick that people actually consider those things dieting.)

 

[UncleWai]

This is not a roommate problem, stop making excuses for your obesity problem.