Funny Pickup lines.

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

AHAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH ^ 2874u8239423790849823489237

 

[Dubb]

the word of the day is legs. now let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[imported_JeReMY]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: Manzelle


Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

HAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

 

[TheNinja]

Hey baby, do you like spicy chili and pillow forts?

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

WINNAR!!!!111!!1!!11!

 

[neonerd]

stick out your butt

 

[MithShrike]

Girl you got assma.

^ That one I heard directed toward my friend. Thought it was funny.

 

[jadinolf]

Nice shoes. Wanna fsck?

 

[Krk3561]

Hi, how you doing?

Fine...

Yea, you are..

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

LOL!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

There's a face leaving in five minutes. Be on it.
Hi, I'm from the meat marketing board. Fancy some of my pork?
If I said you had a beautiful body, could I cover it in love-juice?

- Mr. Hell :evil:

 

[calboy98]

Do you have any thread?

<flexing> Cause I'm ripped!


Do you have a bandaid?

<flexing> Cause I'm cut!

 

[Aztech]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Good One! :laugh:

 

[Aztech]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

LOL!

I don't get it. 😱

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

^ My favorite.

Others:

(wiping motion in front of your face)
"What are you doing?"
"Cleaning a place for you to sit"

The classical "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[Farvacola]

This only kinda counts and its from a song
"If you aint from russia, girl, then why you rushing?"

 

[Mik3y]

Hey, are you a chicken farmer?

<no, why?>

because you're really good at raising cock!

:laugh:

 

[Quasmo]

I'm gonna put my evil inside you!



Let me taste your youth...!!!



I wanna taint your innosence!!!

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Skiguy411
My love for you is like diarrhea.. I just cant hold it in.

:thumbsup: thanks for carrying on the torch! :beer:😀

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

ahhh, a classic also!

 

[futuristicmonkey]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
Hey, are you a chicken farmer?

<no, why?>

because you're really good at raising cock!

:laugh:

HAHAHAHA

 

[futuristicmonkey]

Hi, I'm a spaceman, wanna ride my rocket?

 

[Kibbo]

I have actually seen this pulled off:

"Hi, I'm {name}, does your alarm clock work?"

My jaw dropped when she said yes to the guy and left with him promptly.

 

[freakflag]

Sooooo are you into nunchucks? No?
How about bow hunting?

 

[Furyline]

I've been studying abroad... and that broad is you!